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(Episode begins with captions "New York City, The Nineties"; a bus passes by, people enjoying their night, cuts to "Pizza Bro: Italian Pizzeria" place, a thud noise was heard, the baby bears gets chased by a dog.)
Grizzly Ah! Run, bros! Ah! Ah! Guys, we got to shake this dog before he eats us.
(A taxi car stops as the tires screech and the horn honks, the bears pass over as well as the dog, they arrive at the sewer)
Grizzly Bros, in here!
Panda We have to go into a sewer?
Grizzly Trust me, Pan! Come on! Hurry!
(Ice Bear opens the sewer, Panda and Ice Bear go along as well)
Panda Oh, man.
(Ice Bear does a dive, the sewer closes, the dog arrives and barks as he tries to open it)
(Inside the sewer, a rat passes by and squeaks, Grizzly lands)
Grizzly [Panting] Whoa! Look at this place. Hm. Maybe we could live down here.
(Grizzly looks around the sewer inside)
Panda In the sewes? Wh-- Ugh.
(Panda falls)
Panda But, Grizz, aren't there alligator down here?
(Ice Bear does a somersault to get off the ladder)
Grizzly Nah, alligators in the sewers is an urban legend. Besides, they like sunlight. Right, little bro?
(Ice Bear nods "Yes" to Panda)
Grizzly See, Pan? Nothing to worry about.
[Laughter from the distance]
Grizzly and Panda Huh?
(Several guys land on a large pipe showing each each boot
Grizzly and Panda Aah!
(The camera shows up a goth guys, one of them laughs)
Grizzly What the?!
(The camera shows spikes on the collar, spikes the boots, colored black nails)
Grizzly Aah! Oh, no! These are some edgy-lookin' teens!
(The teens approach to the baby bears)
Boot Crew Teen #1 [Growls] Hey! Get lost! No normies allowed.
Grizzly Hey! We're not normies! We're bears! And Panda here is pretty goth! Just look at his stripes!
(The camera shows Panda scared)
Panda Uhh...
Boot Crew Teen #1 Hm. W-Wait a minute, that ain't eyeliner. It's just fur.
(The teen approaches to Panda and points out to Panda's eyes.)
Panda Aaah!
(Ice Bear approaches and defends him)
Boot Crew Teen #1 Tough rocks, pal. The Boot Crew is here to teach you a lesson.
(A mysteriously person takes down a boot crew teen)
Boot Crew Teen #2 [Grunts]
(mysteriously person passes by)
Boot Crew Teen #1 Huh?
(Another boot crew teen is down)
Boot Crew Teen #3 Ah!
Boot Crew Teen #1 What the...?
(Shows the boots are tied together, a crutch appears and knocks him to the floor)
Boot Crew #1 Huh? Aah!
(A mysterious person fls by using ninjutsu)
Grizzly Whoa. What's going on?
Panda Is it an alligator?
(The Boot Crew look up at the ceiling)
The Boot Crew Teens [Gasp]
Boot Crew Teen #3 It's Cheddar!
(Cheddar appears in the ceiling)
Cheddar No one harasses bears on my watch
(Cheddar lands on the fllor with the crutch
Cheddar Get out of here, you punks.
(The Boot Crew retreat and head back to their hideout)
Boot Crew Teen #2 We'll be back for you
Boot Crew Teen #1 J-Just you wait. And next time, we'll bring Slice!
Cheddar Are you bears, okay?
(Panda hugs Cheddar's leg, Ice bear tries to defend using his paws)
Grizzly Yeah. Whoa! That was so awesome, Mr. Cheddar! Thank you for scaring those teens away.
Panda Who the heck were they anyways?
Cheddar The Boot Crew are nothing but a bunch of punks. But their leader, Slice... he's legit.
(The background turns black)
Cheddar Long ago, I used to be a member of the Boot Crew.
(Stick puppets appear as Cheddar explains about his story)
Cheddar [Voice] We were all students of the top ninja dojo in the Lower East Side. I, Cheddar, and Slice were close friends who trained side by side.
(Cuts to Grizzly)
Grizzly Cheddar and Slice? Ever cut the cheese?
(Cuts to Ice Bear and Panda, Panda facepalms)
Panda Oh, Grizz.
(Grizzly does a "no idea" body gesture, cuts to Cheddar telling his story)
Cheddar We had dreams and aspirations of being the best students, setting a good example for the city.
(Cuts back to the finger puppet, the puppets switch to black uniform except one white, switches to students doing bad things)
Cheddar But then they started to change their values. And they used their teachings to better themselves rather than help others.
(Cheddar puppet left)
Cheddar I left the Boot Crew and swore to protect those they would harm.
(Story ends)
Cheddar Last time we clashed, Slice gave me this as a warning.
(Cheddar shows his cast that Slice did to him)
Cheddar They're trying to push me out of my home and claim it for themselves. I'll have to move soon. I'm not strong enough to fight him and his goons alone.
Grizzly Hmph! You're not alone anymore, Cheddar! We won't let that happen. Teach us those sweet ninja moves of yours and we'll put an end to Slicer's bullying.
(Cheddar smiles after Grizzly's idea)
Cheddar Ha! You sound like me with that attitude. All right, I'll teach you bears. Let's first start by focusing our minds and reflecting on this evening's events.
(The bears bow, cuts to Cheddar's place, Cheddar lights a incense stick)
Cheddar To be a ninja is to be one with the shadows. Know your surroundings in the blindest of places.
(Cheddar hands out ninja masks for the bears, they grab one and they put it on, They train in a montage)
Cheddar Move quickly and silently. You must keep up your strength and endurance, both body and mind.
(Cuts to the bears meditating)
Cheddar Meditation is a key element to unlocking the balance of what is ninja. You must be quick and ready to fight when threatened.
(Ice Bear folds a paper into a shuriken.)
Cheddar Strike with brilliant accuracy.
(Grizzly aims successfully at a plastic bottle and cup with straw.)
Grizzly Yes!
(Ice bears aims successfully at a bottle, cup, bottle, paper cup, and aluminum bottle
♪ Bears kick and bears kick and ♪
♪ Punch, punch, punch, punch ♪
Panda Hyah!
(Panda aims successfully at a stuffed alligator.)
Panda Ooh!
(Cheddar loads a crate of tomatoes in a fruit launcher)
Cheddar Not only is offense key, but defense is just as important.
(Tomatoes launch as the Ice bear dodges and cartwheels, Grizzly on a skateboard dodges, Panda dodges as tomatoes hits on trashlid, the bears trying fighting with ninjitsu.)
Cheddar This balance is what you need to become a true ninja. Bears...
Grizzly and Panda Huh?
(Cheddar offers the bears weapons as jump ropes, mini shovels, and a empty paper roll
Cheddar ...how about you try these on for sixe?
Grizzly Say what?!
(Cuts to Panda using an empty paper roll as a a Bo stick
Panda Radical!
(Cuts to Grizzly using jump ropes as nunchucks)
Grizzly Wicked!
(Cuts to Ice Bear using mini shovels as shurikens)
Grizzly and Panda Bodacious!
(The bears does a ninja attack pose)
♪ Bears kick and punch ♪
Cheddar And the most important thing about being a ninja is the love of pizza!
(tosses a whole pizza in the air, the bears go up and make into slices of the pizza
♪ Bears kick and bears kick and punch ♪
♪ Bears kick and bears kick and punch, punch, punch, punch ♪
(A slice of pizza land on Grizzly's plate)
Grizzly Pizza!
(Two slices of pizza land on Panda's plate and the stuffed alligator plate, and 3 slices of pizza land on Ice Bear's plate.)
♪ Comin' with the hits, bear martial arts ♪
♪ Is as good as it gets ♪
(Cut to the bears and Cheddar sitting at a table)
Cheddar I think you bears are ready.
(A slice slice lands on him)
Grizzly and Panda [Gasp]
(Cheddar grabs the slice from his head)
Cheddar [Laughs]
Grizzly and Panda [Laughs]
(Camera zooms out from his hideout "Cheddars Place", cuts to bumper parody of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.")
♪ Bears kick and bears kick and punch ♪
♪ Bears kick and bears kick and ♪
(The Boot Crew head back to their hideout)
Boot Crew Teen #1 Boss!
(A Boot Crew teen puts "PAIN" on one of finger nails, the other teens rock out to the music)
Boot Crew Teen #1 Uh, boss? Uh, it's Cheddar... he's uh... He-- Well, he's got bears.
(A masked figure from the shadow turns to them)
Slice [Growls] Cheddar has bears?!
(Slice uses his chain to one of teen leaders and brings him to up front.)
Boot Crew Teen #1 We tried to stop him, but... but-- Wh--
Slice These masks are a symbol of our loyalty to the Boot Crew. These baby bears think they can withstand the power of the mighty Boot Crew? Never in a million years!
(The Boot Crew gather around, Slice uses his fists to defy his tradition.)
Boot Crew Yeah!
(They stomp their feet.)
Boot Crew Boot Crew! Boot Crew!
Slice Boot Crew, we push Cheddar out tonight!
Boot Crew Boot Crew! Boot Crew!
(The Boot Crew go after Cheddar through the sewer, they arrived at Cheddar's place ready with weapons, one of teens kick the door.)
Boot Crew [Shout]
(They go in, but the place is empty, the leader looks for them under the table)
Boot Crew Teen #1 Huh? Where are the bears?
(The ninja bears appear on the ceiling)
Panda [Whistles]
(Grizzly tosses Baby powder as a smoke bomb throughout the place, dust appears)
Boot Crew [All cough]
(They get hit paper shurikens by Grizzly one-by-one.)
Grizzly [Laughs] You guys weren't the only ones planning a sneak attack.
(A Boot Crew Teen walks around through the fog
Boot Crew Teen #2 I can't see!
(Panda hits him with a paper towel roll knocking him out as he clears out the fog.)
Panda Nice of you to drop by.
(Ice Bear sneaks attack the Boot Crew Teen #1 and ties his boots altogether and pushes him.)
Boot Crew Teen #1 [Coughs] Wh-- Whoa!
(Ice Bear sneaks away, three teens walk through the fog.)
Grizzly Hey, you dudes must be tired from all that fighting. Oh, yeah, how about we make you a ninja bear sandwich!
(Grizzly and Panda knocked them out all together, Grizzly clears out the fog with a jump rope while the bears standing on the knocked out boot crew teens.)
Grizzly [Laughs] No sweat! Man, we really kicked their butts, didn't we, Cheddar?
Cheddar [Voice] Bears! Help!
(The ninja bears turn as Cheddar's voice is heard, Cheddar is restrained by the Boot Crew, struggles to free, but no avail.)
Boot Crew Teen #1 Hold still.
(Grizzly sees Cheddar held hostage.)
Grizzly [Gasps] Cheddar!
Boot Crew Teen #1 Back off, ninja bears. We got your master.
Grizzly Well, hate to be the bearer of bad news, Boot Crew, but if there's one thing we love more than kicking butt, it's kicking butt with pizza!
(Panda and Ice Bear arrive with a box of pizza and hands it to Grizzly.)
Boot Crew Huh?
(The Boot crew looks at the ninja bears with suprise.)
Grizzly Eat pizza ninja stars, you punks!
(Grizzly tosses the pizza into slices, but a chain smashes them.)
Grizzly What the what?!
Boot Crew Teen #1 [Laughs] You bears are in trouble now.
Boot Crew [Both] Master Slice! Master Slice!
(Master Slice appears.)
Slice [Growls]
Grizzly Come on, dude, you ruined a perfectly good pizza.
(A pizza slice slips out from the spikey chain.)
Panda Totally unrighteous, man.
(Panda and Grizzly look at them.)
Grizzly Does anybody even have any idea what this guy's supposed to be?
Panda Heh. He looks like a half-shaved cat that got attacked by a hair dryer.
Slice [Growls] Enough!
(He uses a spikey chain to attack, Grizzly and Panda dodge.)
Panda Grizz, look out!
Slice Is this what you abandoned out Dojo for, Cheddar? [Laughs] Pathetic!
(The Boot Crew teens cheering while holding Cheddar captive.)
Boot Crew [All] Master Slice! Master Slice!
Slice Come out, bears, and I'll slice you to bits
(Slice uses his spikey chain and it circles it, the bears are above the ceiling, they turn.)
Grizzly Ha! I bet that's his catchphrase.
Slice [Growls]
(Grizzly lands on Slice.)
Grizzly Sorry to drop in unannounced.
(Panda lands on Slice.)
Panda Thought we'd surprise you.
(Ice Bear lands on Slice.)
Slice Get off!
(The bears go flying after Slice uses his body, Ice bear lands on the wall and slips with the other bears helpless.)
Grizzly [Groans] I'm tapping out.
(Panda gets up.)
Panda Um, I'm guessing it's too late to say sorry?
(Slice approaches them, Panda covers his face scared.)
Panda Ah! Don't slice us!
Slice Say goodbye, ninja bears.
(Slice uses his spikey chain to end the bears, a growling noise heard, he turns.)
Slice What was that?
(The Boot Crew and Cheddatr turn.)
Cheddar Huh?
(A creature appears in the water as it growls, Ice Bear and Panda get up.)
Panda Uhh, is it the pizza guy?
Slice It-- It can't be!
(An alligator comes out from the water bites spikey chain, it pulls Slice in slowly.)
Slice Aaah!
(The Boot Crew run off as they let go of Cheddar.)
Boot Crew Teen #1 Let's get out here, guys!
(Cheddar watches his brother in trouble, Panda runs up.)
Panda Ooh, ooh, ohh! I knew it, I knew it! Alligators do live in the sewer.
Slice No! Give me back my wallet!
(Slice tries to pull out the chain with his hands.)
Grizzly and Panda Slice!
Grizzly We got to help him.
Panda But, Grizz... [groans] Fine.
(The bears go and save Slice, an alligator pulls in slowly.)
Slice [Grunts] No! It can't end this way!
(The bears try to free him.)
The Bears [grunt]
Grizzly Bros! Pull!
(An alligator pulls the chain into the water., the bears go flying.)
The Bears Aah!
(Slice gets pulled in)
Slice Aah! Aaah! Aaaah!
(Cheddar saves him.)
Slice Huh?
(The bears get up after what happened.)
Grizzly and Panda [Both] What?
Cheddar wrestles with an alligator.)
♪ Bear kick and bears kick and punch ♪
The Bears Master Cheddar!
Cheddar Remember, boys-- a true ninja approaches unseen, undetected.
(An alligator with Cheddar dive in the water, the bears look through.)
Grizzly and Panda [Gasp] Master Cheddar?
(Cheddar hasn't come out from the water.)
Grizzly N-No! No!
(Up on the street, the guys enjoy eating pizza as they heard an "No!" echoing from the sewer,)
Guy Huh. What was that?
(Back down the sewer.)
Grizzly Master Cheddar... he's gone.
(The bears feel sad, bubbles appear from the water.)
Grizzly and Panda Huh?
(Cheddar comes out from the river with an alligator holding a crutch in his jaw.)
Cheddar And one more thing-- a true ninja never gives up hope.
Grizzly and Panda Master Cheddar! Whoo!
Cheddar Hyah!
(Cheddar jumps off from an alligator and lands on Slice.)
Cheddar Ah! My leg.
(The bears walk up to Cheddar and Slice.)
Grizzly Master Cheddar, are you okay? Are you hurt?
Cheddar I am fine, young ones.
(They turn as they heard an alligator hiss, a crutch is stuck on his mouth, the alligator goes back into the water.)
Grizzly and Panda Yeah! We did it!
Panda Whoo!
Grizzly Oh, yeah!
Slice No... you did it... [clears throat] brother.
(Slice takes off his mask.)
Grizzly "Brother"?
Panda Twin brother?
Slice You risked your life to save mine. I'm in your debt. I'm sorry I broke your foot, brother.
Cheddar I'm sorry a made fun of your bald spot.
(The bears approach to Cheddar and Slice.)
Grizzly That settles it, then! I hereby announce peace within the sewers! The Boot Crew will again be one and fight what's good.
(Grizzly touches them with their paws as declaration.)
Cheddar and Slice Agreed.
Slice Together, we will build the clan that brings out the best in all of us, brother.
Cheddar Sounds good, brother.
Grizzly Brother.
(Transitions the next scene, the bears leave the sewer.)
Grizzly Well, it's time for us to go! Take care! So long! Don't fight anymore, you rascals!
(Grizzly waves goodbye.)
Cheddar Wait, bears, why don't you stay? This could be your home.
Panda No way, man. The sewers stink. I've been holding my breath the whole time.
(Ice Bear covers his nose with his paw.)
Cheddar Well, I guess it's not for everyone.
Slice and The Boot Crew Bye! So long, bears! Take care! Take care of yourselves!
Cheddar And make sure you practice your ninjutsu every day!
Grizzly We won't!
(The bears leave the sewer, they made out into the street.)
Grizzly Ah! Well, that was a weird adventure.
Panda But a strangely familiar one.
Grizzly and Panda Huh?
(They encounter the same dog from earlier as it growls at them.)
Grizzly Ha! What do you bros say to showing him our new super-strong ninjutsu?
(Grizzly does a ninjutsu pose, Ice Bear and Panda run off screaming.)
Panda Aaah!
(Grizzly looks around, he runs off after them.)
Grizzly Uh, wait up, guys!
(The dog runs after them and barks, ending the episode.)