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(Episode begins with captions "New York City, The Nineties"; a bus passes by, people enjoying their night, cuts to "Pizza Bro: Italian Pizzeria" place, a thud noise was heard, the baby bears gets chased by a dog.)
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| Grizzly
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Ah! Run, bros! Ah! Ah! Guys, we got to shake this dog before he eats us.
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(A taxi car stops as the tires screech and the horn honks, the bears pass over as well as the dog, they arrive at the sewer)
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| Grizzly
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Bros, in here!
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| Panda
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We have to go into a sewer?
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| Grizzly
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Trust me, Pan! Come on! Hurry!
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(Ice Bear opens the sewer, Panda and Ice Bear go along as well)
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| Panda
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Oh, man.
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(Ice Bear does a dive, the sewer closes, the dog arrives and barks as he tries to open it)
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(Inside the sewer, a rat passes by and squeaks, Grizzly lands)
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| Grizzly
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[Panting] Whoa! Look at this place. Hm. Maybe we could live down here.
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(Grizzly looks around the sewer inside)
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| Panda
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In the sewes? Wh-- Ugh.
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(Panda falls)
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| Panda
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But, Grizz, aren't there alligator down here?
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(Ice Bear does a somersault to get off the ladder)
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| Grizzly
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Nah, alligators in the sewers is an urban legend. Besides, they like sunlight. Right, little bro?
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(Ice Bear nods "Yes" to Panda)
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| Grizzly
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See, Pan? Nothing to worry about.
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[Laughter from the distance]
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| Grizzly and Panda
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Huh?
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(Several guys land on a large pipe showing each each boot
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| Grizzly and Panda
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Aah!
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(The camera shows up a goth guys, one of them laughs)
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| Grizzly
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What the?!
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(The camera shows spikes on the collar, spikes the boots, colored black nails)
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| Grizzly
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Aah! Oh, no! These are some edgy-lookin' teens!
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(The teens approach to the baby bears)
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| Boot Crew Teen #1
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[Growls] Hey! Get lost! No normies allowed.
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| Grizzly
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Hey! We're not normies! We're bears! And Panda here is pretty goth! Just look at his stripes!
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(The camera shows Panda scared)
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| Panda
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Uhh...
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| Boot Crew Teen #1
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Hm. W-Wait a minute, that ain't eyeliner. It's just fur.
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(The teen approaches to Panda and points out to Panda's eyes.)
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| Panda
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Aaah!
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(Ice Bear approaches and defends him)
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| Boot Crew Teen #1
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Tough rocks, pal. The Boot Crew is here to teach you a lesson.
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(A mysteriously person takes down a boot crew teen)
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| Boot Crew Teen #2
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[Grunts]
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(mysteriously person passes by)
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| Boot Crew Teen #1
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Huh?
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(Another boot crew teen is down)
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| Boot Crew Teen #3
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Ah!
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| Boot Crew Teen #1
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What the...?
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(Shows the boots are tied together, a crutch appears and knocks him to the floor)
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| Boot Crew #1
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Huh? Aah!
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(A mysterious person fls by using ninjutsu)
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| Grizzly
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Whoa. What's going on?
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| Panda
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Is it an alligator?
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(The Boot Crew look up at the ceiling)
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| The Boot Crew Teens
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[Gasp]
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| Boot Crew Teen #3
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It's Cheddar!
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(Cheddar appears in the ceiling)
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| Cheddar
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No one harasses bears on my watch
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(Cheddar lands on the fllor with the crutch
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| Cheddar
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Get out of here, you punks.
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(The Boot Crew retreat and head back to their hideout)
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| Boot Crew Teen #2
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We'll be back for you
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| Boot Crew Teen #1
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J-Just you wait. And next time, we'll bring Slice!
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| Cheddar
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Are you bears, okay?
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(Panda hugs Cheddar's leg, Ice bear tries to defend using his paws)
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| Grizzly
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Yeah. Whoa! That was so awesome, Mr. Cheddar! Thank you for scaring those teens away.
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| Panda
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Who the heck were they anyways?
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| Cheddar
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The Boot Crew are nothing but a bunch of punks. But their leader, Slice... he's legit.
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(The background turns black)
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| Cheddar
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Long ago, I used to be a member of the Boot Crew.
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(Stick puppets appear as Cheddar explains about his story)
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| Cheddar
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[Voice] We were all students of the top ninja dojo in the Lower East Side. I, Cheddar, and Slice were close friends who trained side by side.
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(Cuts to Grizzly)
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| Grizzly
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Cheddar and Slice? Ever cut the cheese?
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(Cuts to Ice Bear and Panda, Panda facepalms)
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| Panda
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Oh, Grizz.
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(Grizzly does a "no idea" body gesture, cuts to Cheddar telling his story)
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| Cheddar
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We had dreams and aspirations of being the best students, setting a good example for the city.
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(Cuts back to the finger puppet, the puppets switch to black uniform except one white, switches to students doing bad things)
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| Cheddar
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But then they started to change their values. And they used their teachings to better themselves rather than help others.
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(Cheddar puppet left)
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| Cheddar
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I left the Boot Crew and swore to protect those they would harm.
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(Story ends)
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| Cheddar
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Last time we clashed, Slice gave me this as a warning.
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(Cheddar shows his cast that Slice did to him)
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| Cheddar
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They're trying to push me out of my home and claim it for themselves. I'll have to move soon. I'm not strong enough to fight him and his goons alone.
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| Grizzly
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Hmph! You're not alone anymore, Cheddar! We won't let that happen. Teach us those sweet ninja moves of yours and we'll put an end to Slicer's bullying.
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(Cheddar smiles after Grizzly's idea)
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| Cheddar
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Ha! You sound like me with that attitude. All right, I'll teach you bears. Let's first start by focusing our minds and reflecting on this evening's events.
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(The bears bow, cuts to Cheddar's place, Cheddar lights a incense stick)
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| Cheddar
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To be a ninja is to be one with the shadows. Know your surroundings in the blindest of places.
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(Cheddar hands out ninja masks for the bears, they grab one and they put it on, They train in a montage)
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| Cheddar
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Move quickly and silently. You must keep up your strength and endurance, both body and mind.
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(Cuts to the bears meditating)
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| Cheddar
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Meditation is a key element to unlocking the balance of what is ninja. You must be quick and ready to fight when threatened.
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(Ice Bear folds a paper into a shuriken.)
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| Cheddar
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Strike with brilliant accuracy.
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(Grizzly aims successfully at a plastic bottle and cup with straw.)
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| Grizzly
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Yes!
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(Ice bears aims successfully at a bottle, cup, bottle, paper cup, and aluminum bottle
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♪ Bears kick and bears kick and ♪
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♪ Punch, punch, punch, punch ♪
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| Panda
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Hyah!
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(Panda aims successfully at a stuffed alligator.)
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| Panda
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Ooh!
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(Cheddar loads a crate of tomatoes in a fruit launcher)
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| Cheddar
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Not only is offense key, but defense is just as important.
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(Tomatoes launch as the Ice bear dodges and cartwheels, Grizzly on a skateboard dodges, Panda dodges as tomatoes hits on trashlid, the bears trying fighting with ninjitsu.)
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| Cheddar
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This balance is what you need to become a true ninja. Bears...
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| Grizzly and Panda
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Huh?
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(Cheddar offers the bears weapons as jump ropes, mini shovels, and a empty paper roll
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| Cheddar
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...how about you try these on for sixe?
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| Grizzly
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Say what?!
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(Cuts to Panda using an empty paper roll as a a Bo stick
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| Panda
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Radical!
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(Cuts to Grizzly using jump ropes as nunchucks)
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| Grizzly
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Wicked!
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(Cuts to Ice Bear using mini shovels as shurikens)
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| Grizzly and Panda
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Bodacious!
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(The bears does a ninja attack pose)
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♪ Bears kick and punch ♪
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| Cheddar
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And the most important thing about being a ninja is the love of pizza!
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(tosses a whole pizza in the air, the bears go up and make into slices of the pizza
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♪ Bears kick and bears kick and punch ♪
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♪ Bears kick and bears kick and punch, punch, punch, punch ♪
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(A slice of pizza land on Grizzly's plate)
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| Grizzly
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Pizza!
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(Two slices of pizza land on Panda's plate and the stuffed alligator plate, and 3 slices of pizza land on Ice Bear's plate.)
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♪ Comin' with the hits, bear martial arts ♪
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♪ Is as good as it gets ♪
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(Cut to the bears and Cheddar sitting at a table)
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| Cheddar
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I think you bears are ready.
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(A slice slice lands on him)
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| Grizzly and Panda
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[Gasp]
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(Cheddar grabs the slice from his head)
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| Cheddar
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[Laughs]
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| Grizzly and Panda
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[Laughs]
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(Camera zooms out from his hideout "Cheddars Place", cuts to bumper parody of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.")
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♪ Bears kick and bears kick and punch ♪
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♪ Bears kick and bears kick and ♪
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(The Boot Crew head back to their hideout)
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| Boot Crew Teen #1
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Boss!
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(A Boot Crew teen puts "PAIN" on one of finger nails, the other teens rock out to the music)
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| Boot Crew Teen #1
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Uh, boss? Uh, it's Cheddar... he's uh... He-- Well, he's got bears.
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(A masked figure from the shadow turns to them)
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| Slice
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[Growls] Cheddar has bears?!
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(Slice uses his chain to one of teen leaders and brings him to up front.)
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| Boot Crew Teen #1
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We tried to stop him, but... but-- Wh--
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| Slice
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These masks are a symbol of our loyalty to the Boot Crew. These baby bears think they can withstand the power of the mighty Boot Crew? Never in a million years!
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(The Boot Crew gather around, Slice uses his fists to defy his tradition.)
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| Boot Crew
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Yeah!
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(They stomp their feet.)
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| Boot Crew
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Boot Crew! Boot Crew!
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| Slice
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Boot Crew, we push Cheddar out tonight!
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| Boot Crew
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Boot Crew! Boot Crew!
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(The Boot Crew go after Cheddar through the sewer, they arrived at Cheddar's place ready with weapons, one of teens kick the door.)
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| Boot Crew
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[Shout]
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(They go in, but the place is empty, the leader looks for them under the table)
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| Boot Crew Teen #1
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Huh? Where are the bears?
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(The ninja bears appear on the ceiling)
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| Panda
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[Whistles]
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(Grizzly tosses Baby powder as a smoke bomb throughout the place, dust appears)
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| Boot Crew
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[All cough]
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(They get hit paper shurikens by Grizzly one-by-one.)
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| Grizzly
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[Laughs] You guys weren't the only ones planning a sneak attack.
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(A Boot Crew Teen walks around through the fog
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| Boot Crew Teen #2
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I can't see!
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(Panda hits him with a paper towel roll knocking him out as he clears out the fog.)
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| Panda
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Nice of you to drop by.
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(Ice Bear sneaks attack the Boot Crew Teen #1 and ties his boots altogether and pushes him.)
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| Boot Crew Teen #1
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[Coughs] Wh-- Whoa!
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(Ice Bear sneaks away, three teens walk through the fog.)
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| Grizzly
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Hey, you dudes must be tired from all that fighting. Oh, yeah, how about we make you a ninja bear sandwich!
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(Grizzly and Panda knocked them out all together, Grizzly clears out the fog with a jump rope while the bears standing on the knocked out boot crew teens.)
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| Grizzly
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[Laughs] No sweat! Man, we really kicked their butts, didn't we, Cheddar?
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| Cheddar
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[Voice] Bears! Help!
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(The ninja bears turn as Cheddar's voice is heard, Cheddar is restrained by the Boot Crew, struggles to free, but no avail.)
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| Boot Crew Teen #1
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Hold still.
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(Grizzly sees Cheddar held hostage.)
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| Grizzly
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[Gasps] Cheddar!
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| Boot Crew Teen #1
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Back off, ninja bears. We got your master.
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| Grizzly
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Well, hate to be the bearer of bad news, Boot Crew, but if there's one thing we love more than kicking butt, it's kicking butt with pizza!
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(Panda and Ice Bear arrive with a box of pizza and hands it to Grizzly.)
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| Boot Crew
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Huh?
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(The Boot crew looks at the ninja bears with suprise.)
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| Grizzly
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Eat pizza ninja stars, you punks!
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(Grizzly tosses the pizza into slices, but a chain smashes them.)
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| Grizzly
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What the what?!
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| Boot Crew Teen #1
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[Laughs] You bears are in trouble now.
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| Boot Crew
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[Both] Master Slice! Master Slice!
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(Master Slice appears.)
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| Slice
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[Growls]
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| Grizzly
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Come on, dude, you ruined a perfectly good pizza.
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(A pizza slice slips out from the spikey chain.)
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| Panda
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Totally unrighteous, man.
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(Panda and Grizzly look at them.)
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| Grizzly
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Does anybody even have any idea what this guy's supposed to be?
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| Panda
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Heh. He looks like a half-shaved cat that got attacked by a hair dryer.
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| Slice
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[Growls] Enough!
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(He uses a spikey chain to attack, Grizzly and Panda dodge.)
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| Panda
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Grizz, look out!
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| Slice
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Is this what you abandoned out Dojo for, Cheddar? [Laughs] Pathetic!
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(The Boot Crew teens cheering while holding Cheddar captive.)
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| Boot Crew
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[All] Master Slice! Master Slice!
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| Slice
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Come out, bears, and I'll slice you to bits
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(Slice uses his spikey chain and it circles it, the bears are above the ceiling, they turn.)
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| Grizzly
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Ha! I bet that's his catchphrase.
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| Slice
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[Growls]
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(Grizzly lands on Slice.)
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| Grizzly
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Sorry to drop in unannounced.
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(Panda lands on Slice.)
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| Panda
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Thought we'd surprise you.
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(Ice Bear lands on Slice.)
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| Slice
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Get off!
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(The bears go flying after Slice uses his body, Ice bear lands on the wall and slips with the other bears helpless.)
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| Grizzly
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[Groans] I'm tapping out.
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(Panda gets up.)
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| Panda
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Um, I'm guessing it's too late to say sorry?
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(Slice approaches them, Panda covers his face scared.)
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| Panda
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Ah! Don't slice us!
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| Slice
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Say goodbye, ninja bears.
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(Slice uses his spikey chain to end the bears, a growling noise heard, he turns.)
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| Slice
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What was that?
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(The Boot Crew and Cheddatr turn.)
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| Cheddar
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Huh?
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(A creature appears in the water as it growls, Ice Bear and Panda get up.)
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| Panda
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Uhh, is it the pizza guy?
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| Slice
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It-- It can't be!
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(An alligator comes out from the water bites spikey chain, it pulls Slice in slowly.)
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| Slice
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Aaah!
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(The Boot Crew run off as they let go of Cheddar.)
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| Boot Crew Teen #1
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Let's get out here, guys!
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(Cheddar watches his brother in trouble, Panda runs up.)
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| Panda
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Ooh, ooh, ohh! I knew it, I knew it! Alligators do live in the sewer.
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| Slice
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No! Give me back my wallet!
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(Slice tries to pull out the chain with his hands.)
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| Grizzly and Panda
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Slice!
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| Grizzly
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We got to help him.
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| Panda
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But, Grizz... [groans] Fine.
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(The bears go and save Slice, an alligator pulls in slowly.)
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| Slice
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[Grunts] No! It can't end this way!
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(The bears try to free him.)
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| The Bears
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[grunt]
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| Grizzly
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Bros! Pull!
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(An alligator pulls the chain into the water., the bears go flying.)
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| The Bears
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Aah!
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(Slice gets pulled in)
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| Slice
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Aah! Aaah! Aaaah!
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(Cheddar saves him.)
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| Slice
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Huh?
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(The bears get up after what happened.)
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| Grizzly and Panda
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[Both] What?
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Cheddar wrestles with an alligator.)
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♪ Bear kick and bears kick and punch ♪
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| The Bears
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Master Cheddar!
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| Cheddar
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Remember, boys-- a true ninja approaches unseen, undetected.
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(An alligator with Cheddar dive in the water, the bears look through.)
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| Grizzly and Panda
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[Gasp] Master Cheddar?
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(Cheddar hasn't come out from the water.)
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| Grizzly
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N-No! No!
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(Up on the street, the guys enjoy eating pizza as they heard an "No!" echoing from the sewer,)
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| Guy
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Huh. What was that?
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(Back down the sewer.)
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| Grizzly
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Master Cheddar... he's gone.
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(The bears feel sad, bubbles appear from the water.)
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| Grizzly and Panda
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Huh?
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(Cheddar comes out from the river with an alligator holding a crutch in his jaw.)
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| Cheddar
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And one more thing-- a true ninja never gives up hope.
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| Grizzly and Panda
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Master Cheddar! Whoo!
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| Cheddar
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Hyah!
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(Cheddar jumps off from an alligator and lands on Slice.)
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| Cheddar
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Ah! My leg.
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(The bears walk up to Cheddar and Slice.)
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| Grizzly
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Master Cheddar, are you okay? Are you hurt?
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| Cheddar
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I am fine, young ones.
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(They turn as they heard an alligator hiss, a crutch is stuck on his mouth, the alligator goes back into the water.)
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| Grizzly and Panda
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Yeah! We did it!
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| Panda
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Whoo!
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| Grizzly
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Oh, yeah!
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| Slice
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No... you did it... [clears throat] brother.
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(Slice takes off his mask.)
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| Grizzly
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"Brother"?
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| Panda
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Twin brother?
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| Slice
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You risked your life to save mine. I'm in your debt. I'm sorry I broke your foot, brother.
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| Cheddar
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I'm sorry a made fun of your bald spot.
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(The bears approach to Cheddar and Slice.)
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| Grizzly
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That settles it, then! I hereby announce peace within the sewers! The Boot Crew will again be one and fight what's good.
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(Grizzly touches them with their paws as declaration.)
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| Cheddar and Slice
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Agreed.
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| Slice
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Together, we will build the clan that brings out the best in all of us, brother.
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| Cheddar
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Sounds good, brother.
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| Grizzly
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Brother.
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(Transitions the next scene, the bears leave the sewer.)
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| Grizzly
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Well, it's time for us to go! Take care! So long! Don't fight anymore, you rascals!
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(Grizzly waves goodbye.)
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| Cheddar
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Wait, bears, why don't you stay? This could be your home.
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| Panda
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No way, man. The sewers stink. I've been holding my breath the whole time.
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(Ice Bear covers his nose with his paw.)
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| Cheddar
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Well, I guess it's not for everyone.
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| Slice and The Boot Crew
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Bye! So long, bears! Take care! Take care of yourselves!
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| Cheddar
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And make sure you practice your ninjutsu every day!
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| Grizzly
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We won't!
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(The bears leave the sewer, they made out into the street.)
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| Grizzly
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Ah! Well, that was a weird adventure.
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| Panda
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But a strangely familiar one.
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| Grizzly and Panda
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Huh?
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(They encounter the same dog from earlier as it growls at them.)
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| Grizzly
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Ha! What do you bros say to showing him our new super-strong ninjutsu?
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(Grizzly does a ninjutsu pose, Ice Bear and Panda run off screaming.)
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| Panda
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Aaah!
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(Grizzly looks around, he runs off after them.)
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| Grizzly
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Uh, wait up, guys!
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(The dog runs after them and barks, ending the episode.)
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