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[Opening Intro]
[The episode begins in the water]
[A fish swims by and Chloe swishes her hand under the water with a jar.]
[A microscope zooms in on bacteria.]
[Chloe puts a small glass of bacteria in a open box.]
Chloe: (While drawing bacteria in a journal.) Woah crazy! (Picks up jar of bacteria.) This is like the tenth bacteria i've discovered today!
[Chloe holds up jar close to her face]
Chloe: (Whispering.) Aren't you the grossest little fella's ever?
Chloe: (Turns to her right) Hey guys check this out! '
Chloe: (Turning head towards the lake) Guys?
[The Bears are seen splashing in the water laughing]
Chloe: (Chloe walking towards the lake.) Guyss! Guys!
[The Bears turn towards her]
The Bears: Chloe!
Grizzly: Chloe's in the (inaudable)! Join us!
Chloe: Auh I'm good! You guys shouldn't even be in the water, ugh this whole lake is crazy dirty!
Grizzly: What? The water's fine! If they didn't want anybody to swim they would have put up a sign!
Chloe: You mean, (Points at a sign in Español that shows not to swim.) like this one?
Grizzly: Naah that's just the name of the lake! (Puts hands near eyes.) Lake Prohibido Nadar! (Puts arms down and looks at Panda)
Panda: Also we saw that you were busy so we wanted to get out of your wa-
[Ice Bear rises out of the water underneath Panda which makes him fling into the water.]
Panda: AHHH!
Grizzly: Don't worry Chloe, everything's fine! We're bears, bears never get sick!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear is immune to all disease.
Chloe: Well, I've done my research, I'm ready to go back whenever you guys are!
Grizzly: Okay guys let's go! Last one's a dingle! (Laughs.)
[The bears dive into the water and dramatically swim towards the shore.]
Chloe: Oh guys you don't have to rush! Nev-er mind.
Grizzly: Here we come! (Laughs.)
[Dramatic zooming of bacteria going into Panda's eyes, Grizzly's fur and Ice Bear's nose]
[The Bears arrive to the shore and stand up]
Grizzly: It's a tie! Oh! that was awesome.
[Chloe sniffs]
Chloe: Oh! (Pinches nose.) You guys REALLY smell.
Grizzly: Smell like the flowers that we are? Why thank you! You smell like a flower too, flower hug!!
Chloe: No! Ugh stay back!
[Panda sneezes.]
[Ice Bear sneezes.]
Chloe: Um, you guys don't look so good.
Grizzly: Naah, bear's immune systems are one of the strongest in the world! Thirty minutes from now we'll all be good.
[Thirty Minutes later]
[Chloe opens The Bears' house door while moving a cart with tools and bacteria jars on it and stops, she runs to the door and grabs the door handle.]
[The Bear's while stacked crawl into the house moaning.]
[The Bear's fall to the floor.]
Chloe: Wow, I knew that lake was full of nasty germs, you guys look sick.
Grizzly: Nah I'm good, I just like the floor.
Panda: Wait, germs? Are we gonna be okay? I think we need to call a doctor.
Chloe: Nah that won't be necessary, trust me I've done research on thousands of various germs and bacteria. I can totally take care of you guys myself.
[Chloe opens up a box full of various medicines and tools, she takes out a tongue depressor.]
[Chloe crawls toward's Ice Bear.]
Chloe: Open your mouth! (Opens Ice Bear's mouth) Wiider.
[Chloe presses the stick on his tongue.]
Chloe: (Pinches Panda's cheek.) Tell me if this hurts.
Panda: Yes.
Chloe: How bout this? (Presses on Panda's cheek.)
Panda: Yes.
[Chloe takes her hand off.]
Panda: Yes.
Chloe: I'm not even touching you!
[Chloe pets the sides of Grizzly's head.]
[She opens Grizzly's right eye.]
Chloe: How many fingers am I holding up?
Grizzly: Little baby unicorns?
[Chloe looks at her hand.]
Chloe: Alright, it's official, you guys are sick.
Grizzly: We aren't sick, bears never get sick, right guys?
[Ice Bear and Panda moan.]
Chloe: Alright i've heard enough (Gets up and walks.) You're going to bed now.
[Chloe pushes The Bears to bed while they moan.]
Chloe: Okay! Time to sleep. (Pulls blanket over Grizzly.]
Grizzly: Oh, but I don't want to! (Sneeze.)
Panda: Am I gonna be okay? What if I have some weird disease that eats your face?
Chloe: It's just a cold, go to sleep.
Panda: Can I surf the Internet? It helps me sleep better.
Chloe: Of course.
[Panda grabs his phone and types on it.]
Chloe: Here we go! Into the fridge, getting pretty warm, let's see what we got (Pulls a Freeze-E Pop out of the fridge.) here!
[Chloe rubs the Freeze-E Pop on the side of Ice Bear's face.]
Chloe: Better?
[Ice Bear moans and grabs the Freeze-E Pop and rubs it on his own face.]
Chloe: Hang tight I'm gonna cook all you guys some soup.
[Chloe lights the stove and puts a pot on it.]
Chloe: (Cutting up a carrot.) Choppin' carrots, chop chop- Wait, do they even like carrots?
Chloe: Hey Grizz do you want!- Grizz? Dang it, where's you go.
[Chloe peeks into the Living Room to see Grizz lifting a small weight.]
Chloe: Grizz what are you doing?!
Grizzly: I feel great. Not sick anymore.
Chloe: Come on, if you don't rest you'll get worse.
Grizzly: Bear's never get sick.
[Chloe grabs Grizzly's hand and they walk back to Grizzly's room.]
Grizzly: I'll just finish my work-out in here! (Attempts to lift self up but falls back down.)
[Chloe closes the door.]
Panda: Chloe!
Chloe: Coming!
Chloe: Is something wrong?
Panda: Yes! I checked Totally Medicine and it says I could have numerous diseases! It could be PPS, Severe Hypochondria or worse. (Whispers) Bear Flu.
Chloe: Panda you shouldn't believe those websites.
Panda: But Totally Medicine Is a legit source of medical information.
Chloe: I think you've had enough Internet for today.
Panda: Okay just let me finish writing this post! (Typing "Goodbye sweet world I'm dying #Bear Flu")
Chloe: Panda!
Panda: Just let me post it! (Pushes Chloe.) Done!
[Chloe grabs his phone and jumps off the bed.]
Panda: No I need it!
Chloe: You can have it back once you're better. (Walks off.)
[Panda face-plants onto his bed groaning.]
[Chloe sighs.]
Chloe: Finally.
[Thump noise in the fridge, Chloe turns and looks at it.]
[Chloe opens the fridge, Ice Bear is inside covered in Freeze-E Pop.]
Chloe: Wha! Oh man you're burning up! Hold on!
[Chloe opens a drawer and pulls out a thermometer and puts it in Ice Bear's mouth.]
[Chloe takes the Freeze-E Pop off Ice Bear.]
Chloe: Huh?
[Chloe turns to see Grizzly smashing a banana with a mallet.]
Chloe: Grizz what are you doing??
Grizzly: I'm not sick anymore Chloe, see? Watch me help! More bananas!
Chloe: Ah! Grizz stop! Ugh you're messing up the soup!
[Chloe climbs up on the chair to stir the soup, Grizzly bumps into her and the pot falls on the floor, spilling the soup.]
[Chloe lifts up the pot.]
Grizzly: No more stew for bears.
Chloe: Phew! Luckily there's still some left.
Grizzly: Oh yum! Mm! (Opening jar of bacteria.) You look delicious.
Chloe: Grizz no!
Grizzly: Bottoms up!
[Grizzly drinks from the jar.)
Grizzly: Tastes like a dirty sleeping bag.
[Chloe pushes Grizzly into his room and closes the door.]
Grizzly: Hey Chloe!
Panda: Chloe!!
[Chloe opens the door to Panda's room.]
Chloe: Panda? What's going on?
Panda: To Grizz, I (inaudable) all my video games, treat them well.
Chloe: Panda, I really don't have time for this.
[Sound of glass breaking, Chloe looks over.]
[Chloe walks in the kitchen to see Grizzly sleeping on the table with two broken plates on the floor.]
Chloe: Okay no!
[She walks over to Grizz]
Chloe: Grizz come on! (Pushes on his head.) Just stay in your room!
Grizzly: Grizz is not home right now. Please leave a message.
[The fridge door opens to reveal Ice Bear inside.]
Ice Bear: Ice Bear is cold, and badly.
Chloe: Ah! Now you're too cold?! What's happening?!
[Chloe looks to see Grizzly making strange noises and spinning around repeatedly]
Panda: Chloe! The Bear Flu has spread to my ears!
Ice bear: Please. Help. Ice. Bear.
Grizzly: I'm Chloe ooh I make stew!
[The screen spins around the room with Chloe holding her head and The Bears yelling in the backround.]
Chloe: That's enough!
[Grizzly bumps into the table.]
Chloe: (Huff) That's it! you guys are gonna eat your soup and then you guys are gonna go STRAIGHT to bed!
[They all walk to the couch.]
Chloe: Sit!
[The Bears sit on the couch.]
Chloe: Drink!
'Grizzly passes all the bowls of soup.]
[The Bears sip their soup.]
Chloe: (Picks up TV Remote) Watch some TV.
[Chloe walks off and washes her hands in the sink.]
Chloe: Finally! Wooph! That was intense!
[Grizzly groans in the backround.]
[Chloe groans and her eye twitches.]
Chloe: What is it now, you guys?
Grizzly: I feel so much worse! (Flops on the floor)
[Panda and Grizzly groan.]
Chloe: Oh! Aah okay! I'm calling the doctor!
[Phone rings and the Doctor answers.]
Dr. Sun: Hello, Dr. Sun's office.
Chloe: Hello?! So my friend's are sick because they swam and drank dirty water and I thought I could take care of them but I realized there's so much stuff to deal with with three bears who all have the Bear Flu!
Dr. Sun: Woah woah hold on! Did you say Bear Flu? I-I can tell you right now that there's no such thing. Your friends sound like they're just dealing with a regular flu. Don't worry, everything will be fine.
[Song coming from commercial.]
Grizzly: No, no, please.
[Phone buzzing repeatedly.]
[Reblogs on Panda's post increase from 212 to 666, 927, 2355, 6236, 9000, and 12004.]
[Unknown character running out of the screen.]
[Unknown character slams doors open.]
Unknown character: Sir! (Deep breathes) We have a problem!
Chloe: Ugh now you're too cold? What's happening?!