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[Episode starts with the bears at a ramen store eating ramen.]
Panda: That’s me. Okay ramen, time to capture your beauty.
Grizz takes Panda's phone to look something up]
Grizz: Ah haha! Yup, he was replaced in the third movie, see?
Ice Bear: Ice Bear is still right. You're just boring (?)
Grizz: Ha ha! (accidentally drops Panda's phone in his bowl of ramen)
Panda: Grizz!
Grizz: (takes out the phone from the bowl) Don't worry! (slurps the sauce off the phone) See? Good as new.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear wants more takoyaki.
[The bears walk in a stack in the city when Ice Bear sees a hairy dog. He grabs Panda's phone as Grizz and Panda fall over while Ice Bear takes a photo of the dog. Cut to the bears walking in a stack again while Grizz is humming a song.]
Grizz: What's this song called again? (reaches for Panda's phone)
Panda: Stop, Grizz!
Grizz: Just let me see it. I downloaded the app for just this reason.
Panda: Okay, okay, but be quick. (holds up the phone to Grizz as Grizz exhales and hums loudly into the phone. Cut to Panda refreshing his photo of ramen)
Aw, no likes.
Ice Bear: (grabs phone) Ice Bear needs this.
Panda: Just don't get it- (Ice bear hands the phone back and it's got ice cream smeared on it) Dude, man, disgusting! What's your problem?
[Ice Bear and Grizz are eating ice cream cones while Ice Bear hands Panda a cone. Cut to the bears entering the cave and arguing over the phone)
Grizz: What does the genie have to say about snakes?
Panda: Guys, give me my phone!
Grizz: Just stop, I'm almost finished!
Panda: This isn't funny anymore! Just give it back!
[Grizz and Ice Bear fight over the phone when Grizz accidentally flings the phone and a horrified Panda watches, then he catches it before it hits the floor.]
Panda: It's okay, you're safe now. (hugs phone, then glares angrily at his brothers) That is it! You are now banned from borrowing my phone forever!
Grizz: Woah, easy, Panda. We're brothers, we share everything.
Panda: Well not anymore! I'm the one with the phone in this house, it's my phone! I can't trust you two with it anymore! (Grumbles and walks away)
[The next morning, Grizz and Ice Bear are looking at something on the table as Panda enters the living room.]
Grizz: Oh man, would you look at that?
Panda: Morning, what are you guys laughing about?
Grizz: Ah, hey man, guess what! We got new phones! (holds up 2 new smartphones)
Panda: Huh?
Grizz: Well, we felt bad about yesterday so we went out this morning and got ourselves the coolest new phones! It's the newest model and it has some crazy features, like it has a built-in extendable selfie stick.
[Ice Bear extends the selfie stick and he and Grizz take a selfie.]
Grizz: Also super flexible, and waterproof.
[Ice Bear demonstrates by bending the phone like rubber, then drops it in a glass of water.]
Grizz: Pretty amazing, right?
Panda: Yeah, it's super cool that you guys have really sweet phones, haha...
Grizz: Oh, that's not even half of it. It has these super fancy security features too.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear will demonstrate. (pushes button on phone)
Voice clip: Beginning retina scan (the phone scans his eyes)
Grizz: So cool, dude. And not only does it have a "find your phone" feature but it has a "phone finds you" feature! Hahaha (Installs feature) We don't even know what that means. Ah, isn't this great?
Panda: Yeah, right, n-now we all have one. You have your new shiny fancy ones and I have my- my old one.
[Later Ice Bear and Grizz are on the couch playing with their phones]
Panda: Hey guys, do you wanna go to the movies? (Ice Bear and Grizz laugh softly) Are you guys texting each other or something?
Grizz: Oh we're not texting.
Panda: Well what was that then?
Grizz: You mean that Blob alert?
Panda: A Blob? What's a blob? Like- like a blog?
Grizz: Hahaha, no it's not. See I started a Blob, and people can join and share funny things like videos and photos.
Ice Bear: It's awesome.
Grizz: Yeah man, you should download it. (gets an update and laughs)
[Panda tries to download Blob but a messages reads "Sorry, Blob isn't supported by your phone"]
Panda: What? (Groans)
[At night while Grizz and Ice Bear are asleep, Panda takes their phones away. Then the next morning arrives]
Grizz: Panda, have you seen our phones? We can't find them anywhere.
Panda: No, haven't seen them.
[The bears try tracking their phones with the Phone Find You program in the computer]
Panda: Wanna check out a game I downloaded? (shows them a game with a figure jumping to catch blocks)
Grizz: Yeah, that sounds good. We'll play.
Panda: Okay, here.
[Outside, the phones pop up from the dirt in the ground where Panda has buried them and they get dragged toward the cave. The phone tracking program is beeping]
Panda: Uhhh, I'm gonna go get something to drink, I'll be right back. (Drinks a water bottle from the fridge) Ugh, stop worrying about it, Pan. "Phone finds you", huh, stupid. (hears noise outside) Huh?
[Panda opens the door outside to see one of the phones on the doormat, and the other phone by the kitchen window]
Grizz: Is everything okay, Pan-pan?
Panda: Yes! (pretends to cough) Everything is fine! (takes a broom and sweeps the phone by the door outside and bats the phone by the window and closes the blinds)
Grizz: Panda, we kinda need your game. Whatcha doing here, man?
Panda: Uh, I was just sweeping! Sweeping, sweep-sweep (pretends to sweep) I thought I would clean up a bit since you guys have had such-such-such a stressful day and all.
Grizz: Thanks man, that means a lot.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear is touched.
Panda: No prob. Hey! You guys should relax in the living room, you know. Just relax, put your feet up, watch some TV, take your mind off- (sees the phones tapping on the living room window) You know on second thought let's go back to the kitchen, yeah you guys are probably super hungry.
Grizz: Yeah, I guess I could eat.
Ice Bear: Making summer rolls might distract Ice bear from pain.
Panda: Yes! Make those! (laughs nervously as he backs away into the living room and sees the phones still by the window, now affecting the TV signal, changing the channels. He opens the front door, the phones are on the doormat getting dragged into the cave) No, no! Turn off, turn off! (Activates retina scan) Wait what? (It scans his eyes) Ow! My eyes! (The phone reads FAILED and an alarm goes off causing the door and windows to open and shut)
Grizz: Pan, there's something wrong with the microwave! (Panda tries pressing buttons on the phone) Summer rolls are done! (Panda hides the phones under his arms and the alarm stops) huh? Hey, you okay?
Panda: Yeah, it's all great, uh-huh.
Grizz: Hold me and tell me everything's gonna be okay. (Drags Panda to the couch) Tell me we'll soon find our phones. (Panda walks away) Hey, where are you going?
Panda: Huh?
Grizz: Come sit with us. We can't be alone when we're sad. Sit down.
Panda: Okay... (sits between them in the middle)
Grizz: By the way I have your phone. (hands his phone)
Panda: Okay, just set it down. (one of the phones' selfie stick extends lifting Panda's arm up but he covers it.)
[Ice Bear switches on TV]
Police on TV: Alright we'll get back to that case later today.
Grizz: Panda, please help yourself, take one.
Panda: Okey-dokey (laughs nervously and tries taking a roll but can't extend his arms hiding the phones)
Grizz: Let me just-
Panda: No! (slams his face on the plate and grabs a roll with his mouth)
Ice Bear: Have dip.
Panda: (puts roll in dip and coughs)
Police on TV: Why'd you do it, Fred?
Fred on TV: Um, I'm innocent.
Police on TV: You make me sick! Confess!
[The phones vibrate under Panda's arms and his eyes widen]
Grizz: Panda, you're trembling. Are you sad for us?
Fred on TV: Please, it was not me!
Police on TV: You're sweating, you're shaking, everyone knows you did it! You can't get away with it! Guilty, guilty, guilty!
Fred on TV: Okay, okay! Yes! It was me!
[Both phones' selfie sticks extend as Panda knocks the bears off the couch and gets up]
Panda: I gotta go outside okay bye!
Grizz: Wait Panda, you forgot your phone! Here you go! (throws Panda's phone at him.)
[Panda has no choice but to drop the phones and leaps to catch his phone, all 3 phones drop to the floor and break]
Grizz: Our phones! Panda? (Panda is laying on the floor and looks at them guilty) ...What?
[At the phone repair shop, the bears put their broken phones on the counter]
Panda: Is there a way to get these fixed?
Receptionist: Well, we can repair the cracked screens but this, (holds memory card) we can't fix this. I'm sorry.
Panda: That's fine, I really don't deserve a phone anymore. I'm really sorry about all this, guys. I'll be outside.
[Grizz and Ice Bear look at each other feeling sorry for Panda. Outside, Panda leans against the wall]
Panda: I'm a bad person. (Sits on the ground and sniffs)
Grizz: Hey Panda, check out what we got! (He holds up Panda's old phone)
Panda: My phone!
Grizz: We traded yours in for your old one. We know your phone means a lot to you, Pan. We don't need our own.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear prefers to be off graded.
Panda: I promise from now on I will always share whatever you want. Thank you so much, you guys.
[They walk past the shaggy dog and Ice Bear takes Panda's phone to take a picture of it.]