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[Episode starts with the bears in the cave. Panda plays a video of a fire on loop. Grizz comes and hammers three stockings to the wall but one falls off.]
Grizz: Dang it!
Panda: Hey, Grizz. Do you want some vegan nog? None of the eggs, but, uh, twice the nog!
Grizz: Mmm, nah, I'm good. [Knock on door]
Panda: I'm coming. Coming! (A big Christmas tree bursts through the door knocking Panda down)
Grizz: Whoa! Bro, you okay? Huh?!
Ice Bear: (emerges through branches) Ice Bear found perfect tree.
Panda: Don't you think it's a little big?
Ice Bear: Ice Bear's motto, "Go big, or go home."
Mailman: Hello there, bears! Hope you're having a lovely Christmas eve. I have some mail for you! (shuffles through branches) Ow! All right, here ya go!
Grizz: Thank you! Happy holidays!
Mailman: No problem. Have a ... ouch ... lovely day!
Grizz: (looks at mail) Now, let's see... Oh! Oh, oh!
Panda: What is it?!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear hopes it's coupons.
Grizz: Guys, guys guys ... come check it out! We just got, not one, not two, but three Christmas party invitations for tonight! Ha! What a great bunch of friends!
Panda: This'll be the first Christmas we'll have stuff to do other than sit around and eat!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear grateful.
Grizz: [Computer chimes] Ooh, an e-mail.
Panda: Ughh, what?! Why are we getting e-mails from Nom Nom?
Grizz: I don't know. Let's check it out.
Announcer: 'Tis the season to be jolly ... at Nom Nom's insane holiday bash! All your favorite celebs, the finest gourmet food, and tons of free swag! Nom Nom's Christmas rager! Are you in?
Grizz: Gee, that seems like a pretty neat party, huh?
Panda: Yeah, too bad we're so busy tonight, right?
Announcer: And, before you think twice about not coming, free puppy for every guest! Can't say no to that face!
Grizz: He's right, I can't. Aah! We got to go to this thing, you guys.
Panda: But how will we have time to go to all these parties?
Grizz: Well, I think, I mean, if we spend just a little less time at these other parties, we'll be able to end the night at Nom Nom's party ... and we can still see everybody!
Panda: Do you think we can pull that off?
Grizz: Of course. It's simple math!
Panda: Okay! Well, I'll set alarms so we can keep on schedule. Whoo-hoo-hoo! Christmas rager!
["Jingle Bell Rock" plays as the bears arrive at Ranger Tabes’ cabin]
Grizz: Okay, remember, we stick to the plan. When the alarm goes off, we gotta leave.
Panda: Got it. [Knocks]
Tabes: You're here! And just in time! Come on in! I hope you're ready for... Christmas party central!
[Inside the cabin, one of the rangers is asleep in a chair while another is at the refreshment table while soft music plays] ♪ All is calm ♪ [Snoring] ♪ All is... ♪
Grizz: This party's pretty crazy.
Tabes: It will be now that you're here! But I thought for starters, we could try... limbo! Whoo! Yeah, limbo! Who's in?! [Holds the bar above the snoring ranger] Yay! You did it! Ughh! I don't know what to do! Is it so much to ask for someone with my level of energy?
Grizz: Oh, I don't think anyone can match your level, Tabes. But don't worry, we got you covered. Pan-Pan?
Panda: On it. [Static, beat music plays]
Grizz: Whoa, hoo, whoo! Let's get movin'!
Panda: Come on!
Tabes: Yeah!
Grizz: Okay, now that we're all up, clap those hands! Come on, now! All right, there it is! It's easy! (walks low under the bar) Just move your feet and wiggle on down to the limbo beat!
Female Ranger: Eh. [Walks under the bar, laughs] Whoo-hoo!
Old Ranger: Whoa! [Attempts to walk under the bar but falls down and grunts] [Laughter]
Ice Bear: [Cracks neck then bends body over to walk the lowest under the bar]
[Everyone gasps then they cheer]
Panda: [Alarm beeps] Wha... Eh?
Tabes: All right, who thinks they can go lower?!
Panda: Hey, Grizz, we gotta go!
Grizz: Well, Tabes, sorry, this was fun, but we gotta be somewhere else. Thanks!
Tabes: Guys, wait! You can't go yet ... the party just got started!
Grizz: Sorry ... no time. It's been a jolly wonderful, uh, thing. Merry Christmas, bye! [The bears leave, the radio switches back to "Silent Night", Tabes sighs. The bears walk through the forest]
Panda: Wait, where did the invitation say to go again? [Owl hoots]
Grizz: Well, the map points to a big tree, I think, or... (They stop as they see a giant tree with lights in front of them) Oh. This has to be it.
Panda: But if this is the party, then where's Charlie?
Charlie: (from the top of the tree) Hola, amigos! Feliz navidad! Come on up, the party's inside!
Grizz: Eh. [Grunting ehile climbing onto a branch] [Gasps] I don't know how much higher I can climb.
Panda: Help... me! Oof.
Charlie: Hey, hey, you made it!
Grizz: Uh, Charlie, why is your party in a tree?
Charlie: Well, you have to have a Christmas party in a Christmas tree, silly! Everyone knows that.
Panda: I don't think that's right.
Charlie: Of course it is! Just look, I got all the traditional festivities! Christmas cards... stockings hung with care... reindeer. (pours water from a water-can onto a reindeer) And, of course, if you're hungry, I got all the confection essentials.
Grizz: Oh, heh heh, eggnog.
Charlie: Oh, I almost forgot to check on the turkey! Hey, turkey, how's it going?! [Turkey gobbles] Ha, all right! You know, you guys actually just came in time. I could use your help finding a star to put on top of the tree. Milk carton? [Digs through ornaments in a box] [Sniffs] Nah. [Takes out a cuckoo clock] Nope. Hmm... What do you guys think? (Holds a broken baby-doll head)
Panda: That's not a star. A star is, you know, pointy and star-shaped. [Alarm beeps] Oh, the alarm went off.
Grizz: Sorry, we gotta get going, Charlie. Uh, good luck finding the right star for your tree, though.
Charlie: But... I-I-I want you guys to help me choose it.
Ice Bear: [Munches egg] Thanks for eggnog.
Charlie: (Disappointed) You're welcome.
[The bears arrive at Chloe’s house]
Grizz: Oh, man, we have even less time at Chloe's. We spent too much time climbing down that tree.
Chloe: [opens door] Hey, guys! Welcome! Come on in! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Right this way, sirs. Meet my family members, guys.
[They enter the living room where all the family members are standing around a giant table with Korean food on it.]
Family: Hi. Oh, hello.
Jon Park: Whoa! They're real bears!
Grandma: Oh, hi, bears! [Speaking Korean]
Dad: Hi, bears! Make yourselves at home!
Chloe: Check out all the food, guys! Mom and I have been working on this dinner since yesterday.
Grizz: This looks amazing, man. I really wish we could've stayed for dinner. Of course you're staying for dinner!
Chloe: Come on, sit!
Grizz: But ... but ... We still have a bit of time? Thank you for your hospitality, everyone. [Grunting as they try to squeeze under the table to sit] Oops, sorry.
Panda: Excuse us. [Nervous chuckle]
Ice Bear: [Speaks Korean]
Jon Park: Ha! You guys are huge!
Chloe: John, be quiet!
Jon Park: No, you be quiet!
Chloe: Ugh! Just ignore my cousin.
Dad: (Puts turkey on table) All right! We should start.
Grizz: Oh, wow. This all looks amazing!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear is in Korean Christmas heaven.
Panda: [Alarm beeps] Oh, no! There goes our alarm. I'm sorry, Mrs. Park, but we have to head out.
Chloe: Don't be ridiculous, you just got here!
Panda: I'm sorry, Chloe, we can't. Ow! (Grandma puts food on his plate)
Grandma: [Speaking Korean]
Chloe: Oh, try these, too. This is called jeon. (puts food with chopsticks into Grizz’s mouth)
Jon Park: Hey. [Chuckles] What do baby seals taste like?
Panda: Oh, no, no, no, no, no! I'm a vegetarian.
Grandma: Yes.
Panda: Agh!
Chloe: Oh, and this one you'll really like. What do you think?
Grizz: [Muffled]
Chloe: It's really hard to get the umami flavor, but ...
Panda: [Alarm beeps] Huh?! Okay, that was really good, Chloe, but we really have to go now.
Grizz: We'll take these to go, and we'll let you know how we feel about the food, yeah?
[The bears try to stand up from the table but accidentally tip the table over and all the food spills onto the floor. Everyone gasps]
Panda: Whoa! I'm so, so, so, so sorry!
Grizz: Yeah, we didn't mean to! That was an accident!
Jon Park: Ha ha, I knew this was gonna happen.
[Chloe stares in shock, then starts scooping up the food onto a plate]
Panda: Agh, it's all our fault. I'm so sorry, Chloe.
Grizz: Uh, let me help you.
Chloe: It's okay.
Panda: No, please, let me help. Come on.
Chloe: I said it's fine! Just go. You guys needed to leave anyways.
Chloe’s mom: It's okay. It seems like you guys are in a hurry.
Dad: Don't worry, bears, we'll take care of it.
Panda: [Sighs] I'm so sorry.
Grizz: We're really sorry.
Ice Bear: [Speaking Korean]
Grizz: We'll see you later, Chloe.
Jon Park: Merry Christmas, you filthy animals!
Chloe: John, quiet!
[The bears walk up the street]
Panda: [Sighs] That didn't go so well, Grizz.
Grizz: Yeah, but, hey, don't worry, guys. Off parties happen! And Nom Nom's party is gonna be all worth it! [Grunts as he walks into the gate of Nom-Nom’s mansion] [Distant music] Whoa!
[Inside is a big party with guests dancing, a box of puppies, and an ice sculpture of Nom-Nom] ♪ This Christmas, I've just one wish ♪ ♪ Bells are ringing, no silent night ♪
Grizz: This is insane!
Panda: The decor is out of this world!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear admits impressiveness. Party very flammable.
Grizz: I can't believe we're even allowed to be here!
Nom-Nom: You're not! [Music stops] What do you think you're doing here, bears?! Come to show me up again, huh?!
Panda: But you invited us!
Nom-Nom: What!? Why would I invite you? Give me that! Ugh, whatever. Clearly, this invitation was not meant for you. This was a mistake!
Panda: My phone!
Nom-Nom: Hey, social media guy ... you're fired! [The guy runs off sobbing] And you ... get lost! Or I'll have you thrown out so hard, you'll be begging for ...
Camera-man: Uh, sir?
Nom-Nom: What? (sees that they’re being filmed) Oh. Hey, world, I'm just here, chillin' with my pals, the bears. We're all having a dope time at my holiday bash, right, guys? Smile for the cameras.
Panda: Uh... [Chuckles nervously]
Nom-Nom: Don't forget your super special gift ... [Gives them a puppy] Isn't that great?! Now get lost! Come, come, let us spread even more joy! Ho ho ho ... ha!
[The bears sit outside the mansion while soft Christmas carol plays]
Grizz: [Sighs] I can't believe we rushed through our friends' parties ... for this. They're the ones that really care about us. [Puppy barks]
Panda: We've been real dingles this Christmas. I bet those parties are all over now.
[Grizz notices a sleigh wih presents outside with a statue of Nom-Nom while bells are jingling]
Panda: If only, you know, we could make it up to them somehow.
Grizz: Guys, I have an idea! [Puppy barks]
[The bears run through the forst in a stack with a large bag]
Panda: All right! First stop is Tabes!
Grizz: Time to fix Christmas!
[Tabes’ doorbell rings]
Tabes: Huh? Coming! Hey there... (Looks around then sees a present on the floor marked “To Ranger Tabes”. She picks it up and the box wiggles around) Whoa! [the puppy pops out the box and runs inside the cabin barking] Oh, my gosh, look at you! You want to play?! [Laughs] Oh, come on, boy! Let's go, little ranger!
[Bells jingling while Charlie sitting in the tree sees a box on the branch, looks inside and sees a star to put on the tree]
Charlie: Huh? Whoa-ho-ho! (Puts the box on top of the tree) Perfect!
[Chloe wakes up in her bed]
Chloe: [Sniffing] What is that?
Chloe’s dad: [Sniffing] Chloe, were you making something?
Chloe: No, it's not me. [All gasp as they see the bears in the living room having prepared a Christmas dinner] Whoa!
Chloe: Whoa! Guys?
Grizz: Oh, uh, good morning! We're sorry we rushed out last night, and we wanted to make it up to you!
Ice Bear: [Speaking Korean]
Chloe’s mom: Wow! This looks amazing!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear's special peace offering. (gives Chloe a small dessert)
Grizz: Uh, we know this doesn't right all the wrong we did yesterday, and I'm sure it's very hard getting kimchi out of a carpet, and we just want to let you know that we really care about you.
[Chloe smiles at them. They all sit on the carpet to enjoy the newly prepared feast]
Mmm! It's so good. The ginger and the kimchi! Oh! There's cumin in there. Oh, don't forget the sauce. Don't get cheated.