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[Panda and Grizz are watching a horror movie, with two scientists running away from a zombie mob into a café called "The Good Life Café"]

Max: Here!

Gloria: Lock the door!

[The two scientists sit next to window but zombies attempt to get it]

Gloria: Ah! What do we do?

Max: Gloria, listen, I have a confession to make. It was I who released the virus. My fault! Me!

Gloria: No... no! Say it ain't true, Max!

[A zombie breaks the door open, about to get in]

Max/Gloria: (Scream)

Grizz/Panda: (Under a blanket) (Scream)

Panda: Stop! Pause! Pause, pause pause!

[Grizz pauses movie]

Grizz: What? What's going on?

Panda: I need to check online to make sure everything turns okay in the end. I am not gonna see this girl get eaten, man!

Grizz: (Sighs) Alright then. But just hurry up.

Panda: Okay.

Grizz: No spoilers!

Ice Bear: Ice Bear made kettle corn.

Grizz: Ooh! Just a little I guess-

Panda: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! This can't be happening! (Crying)

Grizz: What? What is it? Does she survive?

Panda: Who did this?! (Shows broken laptop)

Grizz: (Screams)

Ice Bear: (Gasps and drops kettle corn)

Grizz: No, no, no! (Trys clicking a key to turn laptop on, but fails) It's not working!

Panda: It's dead...

Grizz: Nooo! (Sniffles and begins to cry while hugging laptop) So many fun times, so many good websites...

Panda: He was like another brother...

Ice Bear: (Sniffles) Ice Bear is sad.

Grizz: How did this happen?

Panda: That's what I'd like to ask you guys!

Grizz: You blame me here?

Panda: Well it wasn't me! So it must be one of you that did it!

Ice Bear: Ice Bear always offline.

Grizz: He's right! You're the one that uses it the most.

Panda: Yeah, with caution, unlike you two!

Ice Bear: (Squints) Ice Bear not guilty.

Grizz: Ugh, alright man, we lost one brother already, I'm not gonna lose another. Give me a hug. (Hugs Panda) Okay, now let's get this fixed.

Panda: This will probably cost a couple hundred dollars to repair. We don't have that kinda cash!

Grizz: Hm, well why don't we get a job?

Panda: Grizz, we've never had jobs before. I mean, who would hire us anyway-

Grizz: (Covers Panda's mouth with paw) Dude, don't worry, just leave it up to me.

[Cut to the next day, with the bears in a manager's office, sitting in chairs while the manager looks at their resumé]

Manager: Eh, so this is resumé is for all three of you guys?

Grizz: Oh, yes sir!

Manager: Hm, (Reads off of resumé) Skills, firm handshaking, touching nose with tongue, high fives, low fives, too slows?

Grizz: (Proudly) Mm-hmm... Oh! I also forgot to write thumbs up!

Manager: (Sighs) Okay guys, look-

Grizz: (Jumps out of seat) Please! Sir, I beg you! (Gets on knees) Please hire us! We have other skills! Panda sing!

Panda: Uh... (Singing nervously) Hey girl with the pretty eyes, in the club don't you realize, throw your hands up in the sky...

[Grizz starts doing push ups and Ice Bear is dancing while Panda sings]

Manager: (Chuckles) Okay, okay, stop. I get it. I like the determination guys. It's just we need. You're hired.

Grizz: Really?

[Panda and Grizz hug and exclaim while Ice Bear does his own way of celebrating]

Grizz: Wait, what's the job?

[Cut to the manager and the bears outside]

Manager: Right this way. Here's where you'll be workin'. It's a cupcake store!

Panda/Grizz: Woah!/Woah...

Grizz: It's beautiful.

Panda: This is gonna be the best job ever.

Ice Bear: Ice Bear wants to work here forever.

Manager: Right this way.

[The bears and the manager are now in front of a machine]

Manager: This is the cupcake ATM!

Panda/Grizz: Ooh!

Manager: The cupcake ATM is very simple. First you hit the start button on the screen, then you choose your flavor, then the icing, and then once you've picked your final toppings... boom! Your cupcake will drop down below. Got it?

Grizz: Oh, totally!

Manager: Your job is to stay out here and help if they're any problems. (Gives Grizz a uniform) Here's your uniform. (To Ice Bear and Panda) Alright you two, follow me.

[Cut to the manager with Ice Bear and Panda inside the cupcake store]

Manager: Welcome to cupcake central.

Panda: Wow!

Manager: The order from the ATM comes up on this screen here.

[The machine starts going as the manager explains how it works]

Manager: First the batter, then the oven, the frosting, and the toppings. And finally, pure cupcake perfection.

Panda: Oh! Can we eat that?

Manager: No. No eating. So, for your job, all you have to do is place the finished cupcake in a box, place a sticker to seal the deal, and pop it into this chute. (Gives Panda uniform) Now, here's your hat and bowtie.

Panda: Ooh, nice!

[Ice Bear sticks out paws expecting uniform]

Manager: Oh no, no. I have another job for you.

[Cut to the manager outside, with Ice Bear dressed up in a cupcake costume]

Manager: Alright, your job is to get all these beautiful people to buy our delicious cupcakes. Just one extra for the job: you gotta smile. C'mon, let's see those pearly whites.

[Ice Bear gives a small smile]

Manager: No, no, much bigger!

[Ice Bear gives a little bigger smile]

Manager: Bigger...

[Ice bear smiles bigger]

Manager: Almost there...

[Ice Bear gives a huge smile]

Manager: Perfect! There it is! Now, good luck! I'll be back at the end of the day.

[Woman passes by Ice Bear]

Woman: Huh?

Ice Bear: Cupcake. Cupcake. Cupcake.

[Cut to a man with his daughter walking up to the cupcake ATM]

Grizz: Hello there, sir! Allow me to assist you with your order!

Man: Uh, okay. (Talking to daughter) What would you like, sweetpea?

Daughter: (Not looking up from tablet) Strawberry creme.

Grizz: Ah, excellent choice! Alright! (Clicks 'start' button on cupcake ATM) 'Kay, hm, ah, gotcha! Okay, heh, uh...hm, hm, artisan...(Struggling with cupcake ATM)

[Daughter goes up to finish order with ease, taking the man's card to pay and the screen saying 'Success!']

Grizz: Smart kid.

[Cut the to cupcake being made inside the cupcake store]

Panda: Okay, I got this! (Grabs cupcake to put into box) Hello there! In you go. (Humming) (Puts sticker on box) Beautiful! (Puts box in chute) (Laughs) Man, that was easy!

[Cut to Grizz picking up the cupcake from the cupcake ATM]

Grizz: You enjoy your cupcake.

[Man walks up to cupcake ATM]

Grizz: Hello! Let me help you out there!

Man: Oh, thanks so much! I never know how to work these things. (Chuckles)

Grizz: Yeah, it's no problem. I'm here to help. What would you like?

Man: Oh, hm...

Grizz: Just uh, pick a flavor sir.

Man: Okay, okay! Chocolate!

Grizz: Ah, great choice!

Man: (Grabs Grizz's arm) No, no, wait! Make it vanilla!

Grizz: Uh, sure.

Man: What kind of frosting do you have? Is the frosting cold? How many sprinkles are you putting on? Wait, (A line starts to form) No, no, no, no, no, go back.

[Cut to a man on his phone]

[Ice Bear bumps into the man]

Ice Bear: Cupcake.

[Ice is bear goes behind a woman with her baby]

Ice Bear: Cupcake.

Woman: Huh?

[Her baby starts to cry]

[Ice Bear tries to get people to get cupcakes]

Ice Bear: Cupcake. Cupcake.

[Ice Bear sees a dog and it starts barking at him, making him back up into the fountain]

[The fountain starts spraying water, making Ice Bear wet]

[Cut to a long line of people angrily mumbling in front of the cupcake ATM with the man still debating on what to get]

Man: Maybe strawberry... No! I change my mind. Vanilla swirl, no... Man, I can't make up my mind!

Grizz: (Irritated) Sir, there is a very long line behind you so just pick anything!

Man: Okay, okay. Just get me three cupcakes: One chocolate, one vanilla, and one red velvet.

Grizz: Okay! Great! And how would you like to pay?

Man: Oh, can you split it between four cards?

Grizz: (Groans in irritation)

[Cut to Panda in the cupcake store]

Panda: (Humming) (Grabs cupcake to put inside box) In you go.

[Another two cupcakes comes, surprising Panda]

Panda: Oh!

[The third cupcake slips in his hand]

Panda: Oh, woah, woah!

[The cupcake is caught, but is now messed up with fur in it]

Panda: (Puts the frosting in his hand on top of the cupcake) Phew... (Puts cupcake in box and gets a sticker to close it but the sticker disappears) Huh? (He finds the sticker on his paw, trying to grab it, it goes to his other arm and tries waving his hand to take it off) (Sighs) (He gives up and grabs another sticker for it to only disappear as well) What? (Finds it on his back) Ugh, get off me!

[Cut to Ice Bear in the fountain, trying to dodge the water and starts spinning] and twirling, making his hat come off, making it seem like a hat for cash]

[A group of people put some cash in the hat, amused by Ice Bear's moves]

[Cut back to the long line of people in front of the cupcake ATM]

Grizz: Uh, do you, uh, need help, sir?

Man: The ATM's broken or something it won't give me my cash.

Grizz: Uh, sir, this is a cupcake ATM, not a real ATM.

Man: But I need cash-

[Man gets pulled out of the way by a woman]

Woman: I don't like having my time wasted, cupcake bear. I have a flight to Tokyo in a hour. I need a cupcake 2/3 dark chocolate batter, heavy cream frosting exactly an inch thick, [Grizz, at the same time is struggling to follow her order] sprinkles on one half, I would like you to crush exactly three pistachios-

[Cut to Panda in the cupcake store, with something going wrong with the machine]

Panda: Auh! What's going on? What's happening?

[Panda goes to check that something is wrong with the pistachio dispenser and hits it, making the whole stock of pistachios come out]

Panda: (Screams) Uh, uh...

[Panda grabs a pile of pistachios and puts it inside a cupcake box, then putting it into the chute]

Panda: Huh?

[The conveyor belt keeps moving, making the pistachio pile move closer]

[Cut to the cupcake coming out of the cupcake ATM, then Grizz grabbing it to give to the woman]

Grizz: (Nervously) Here you are, ma'am. One cupcake fresh from the oven.

[The woman opens the box, to only find a huge pile of pistachios inside]

Woman: Is this some kinda joke?

[She shoves the box of pistachios at Grizz]

Grizz: Oof! (Looks at box to see the box filled with pistachios) What the heck, little bro?

Woman: This is completely unprofessional.

Grizz: Okay, let me see what's going on in the kitchen.

Man: Where do you think you're going? You can't leave us hangin'!

[The people in line get irritated]

Man #2: I'm losing my mind here.

Woman #2: I don't wanna wait anymore!

Grizz: Woah, hold up! Okay, look, just calm down and I'll give everyone a cupcake. Let's see, (Starts counting people in line) One, two, three, eight- Nah, I'll just say we need thirty.

[Grizz enters 30 into the quantity, but the cupcake ATM glitches, saying he ordered 300]

Grizz: Wait, what? No, no!

[Cut to the cupcake store and the machine getting ready to make three hundred cupcakes]

Panda: Stop, stop stop!

[Panda finally manages to stop the pistachio dispenser]

Panda: Phew! Huh? (Notices a bunch of cupcakes are being made) Oh, why are there so many?! Um, um, (Takes off hat and puts it on the cupcake batter dispenser) Steady... (He tries stopping the order by tapping the screen, but it doesn't work) C'mon! Stop! Shut down! Turn off! (Groans in frustration) Huh?

[The oven starts catching fire]

Panda: (Screams)

[Panda tries touching the oven, but it burns him, making him fall to the ground]

Panda: Ow!

[Panda runs to get the emergency axe to break the oven, but fails]

[The hat covering the batter dispenser starts to inflate from the cupcake batter dispenser]

[Cut to Grizz outside with angry people in line]

[Grizz tries shaking the ATM to attempt to stop the order]

Man: What's going on?

Grizz: (Nervous chuckle) Just uh, just a minute, sir! Just having some technical issues. (Nervous laugh)

[Cut to Panda in the cupcake store, the hat now huge]

[Cut to Ice Bear 'dancing' in the fountain]

[Cut back to Panda in the cupcake store with the hat enormous, ready to pop]

[Cut to the line of angry people, incoherently yelling at Grizz]

Grizz: Okay, please, everyone just calm down! (Notices that the cupcake ATM is shaking)

[Cut to Ice Bear doing some 'dance moves' in the fountain, making a beautiful move]

[Cut back to the cupcake store, the hat finally bursting with cupcake batter, making it go all over the people waiting in line]

Man: Get the bear!

Grizz: (Nervous laugh)

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