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(Episode begins with Panda with a keyboard turning it on. Panda is about to play something.) Panda (singing) Lucy, Lucy, take a chance on me- (clears throat) Lucy, Lucy, you are, um, you are... agh, hm- Grizzly Still working on that song, bro?
Panda is startled and falls off of bed)
Grizz: How's it go again? (Singing) Lucy, Lucy, I love you come date me!
Panda: Don't be ridiculous, Grizz. We're just good friends, that's all. [Actually, Grizz sings better than Panda]
Ice Bear: Ice Bear loves love songs.
Panda: Ahh! Ugh, it's not a love song, okay? It's just a song about friendship, between friends.
Grizz: Sure Pan-Pan. Hey, need help writing it?
Ice Bear: Ice Bear can lay down beat.
Panda: Ugh, come on guys, you know I'm a solo act!
Grizz: C'mon bro, let me spit a verse or two.
Ice Bear: Remix, (Imitates record scratch) Where my paws at?
Panda: (Grumbles)
[Faint noise of an engine failing]
Panda: Wha-?
[Panda opens door to see Lucy there]
Lucy: Ah, dang truck... Oh, hey there, Panda!
Panda: (Blushing) Dah, um, hi Lucy...
[Panda almost drops keyboard]
Panda: Ah! Dangit. (Nervous laugh)
Grizz: Lucy! Sup?
Lucy: Hey, Grizz! (Notices Panda holding a keyboard) Woah, Panda! I didn't know you played an instrument!
Panda: (Chuckles) Uh, yeah! Um, actually writing a song, right now...
Lucy: Ah, man! That's so cool! Can I hear it?
Panda: Never! I mean, it's not ready yet?
Grizz: So Lucy, what brings you in our neck of the woods?
Lucy: Oh, right right! Look at this guys! (Shows a paper that says "NOR-CAL FARMER'S UNION Presents Fall Harvest Dance-Off!"
Panda: A dance-off?
Lucy: Oh yeah! And the grand prize is a new produce truck! Refrigerated! I could really use it.
[The Bears and Lucy look back at Lucy's busted produce truck]
Lucy: Well, anyway, I came here because I'm gonna enter and win this thing! But, I need a dance partner for it.
Panda: Me! I'll do it! Me!
Lucy: Ah, thank you, Panda! (Hugs Panda) I knew I could count on you! Come on! We better start practicing; the competition's tomorrow!
[Some rad dancing music starts playing from Lucy's phone]
Lucy: Just lettin' you know, I'm a pretty great dancer. It's sorta my thang.
Panda: (In head) Oh my gosh, this is amazing! I hope I can keep up! Maybe even impress her!
[Rad dancing music reaches it climax as Lucy "shows off" her hideous dancing skills]
Lucy: (Makes grunts with her 'amazing' dancing)
Panda: Uh...
[Lucy kicks a perfectly good chair and plant, being very inconsiderate]
[The Bears look at her, in surprise]
Lucy: Come on! (Nudges Panda)
Panda: Ow...
Lucy: Show me your moves, Panda!
Panda: (Laughs) Yeah...
Lucy: Oh wait! First, I'm going to grab my stuff from the truck!
Panda: (Laughs) Okay...
Lucy: Bow bow! [Breaks a TV with her hip (man what is wrong with her?!)]
[Lucy jumps on the coffee table, then knocks over the lamp, but luckily Ice Bear saved it from her reckless dancing]
Grizz: Well, uh, you certainly have your work cut out for you, bro.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear suggests rehearsing in shed. Curtains drawn.
Panda: (Raspberry) You guys, she's just rusty, okay? She'll be great after a little practice!
[Lucy jamming out to a rip-off song of some song that sounds very familiar but can't remember the name of]
Panda: Okay, a lot of practice.