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Episodes[]
Losing Ice[]
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Hey, guys!
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OK, well, at this moment, I manage a mouse pad store - Super Rad Mouse Pads.
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—Losing Ice
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Hmm... fun... Oh! I collect rocks!
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—Losing Ice
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Oh yeah! Just on my way here, I found this beauty.
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—Losing Ice
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Oh, I wish. Most of the cooking is done by my grandmother, Emma Saragosa.
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—Losing Ice
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Really?
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—Losing Ice
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Really?
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—Losing Ice
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Wow... Really?
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—Losing Ice
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Wow. Ya did it, Darrell.
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—Losing Ice
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Sorry, brothers. Balance has never been one of my strengths.
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—Losing Ice
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I know it's kind of been a rough first day, but I promise I'll get better at this brother thing. Okay, now you guys relax while I make dinner, okie?
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—Losing Ice
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Whoa!
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—Losing Ice
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What? Oh, nothing! It just looks like butternut squash is butter-not-happening.
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—Losing Ice
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Psst, hey, what's good here? I've never had Asian food before.
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—Losing Ice
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Why did they name this beef after a basketball player?
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—Losing Ice
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I'll take the grilled chicken, please.
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—Losing Ice
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Mmm... this looks delicious!
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—Losing Ice
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You guys really love the food here, don't ya?
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—Losing Ice
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Oh, wow, I didn't know this was your brother! Nice to meet ya!
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—Losing Ice
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Nice meeting ya!
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—Losing Ice
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Aw, c-c'mon, guys. I think you're being a little too harsh on him. Maybe you should, uh, think about it from his point of view.
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—Losing Ice
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No, no, but, but, I...
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—Losing Ice
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W-what? No, I don't think. I mean...
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—Losing Ice
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Hey, guys, why do I have to, why...
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—Losing Ice
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L-Look, I did it!
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—Losing Ice
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Hey, ow, wait!!
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—Losing Ice
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What!? No, stop!
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—Losing Ice
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You know what? I've had it! Look, it was really nice of you to pick me to be your brother and all, but I am through with being pushed around! Good day to you!
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—Losing Ice
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Thank you for your patronage. You're gonna love your new mouse pad!
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—Losing Ice
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She is gonna love that mouse pad.
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—Losing Ice
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Huh?
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—Losing Ice
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Hmph!
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—Losing Ice
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We do custom printed pads, too.
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—Losing Ice
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Aw, come here, you guys!
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—Losing Ice
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Oh, I'm all choked up! But forget about me! Don't you think there's someone else you ought to be apologizing to?
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—Losing Ice
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No problem!
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—Losing Ice
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Uh, okay.
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—Losing Ice
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You got it!
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—Losing Ice
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I-I got a lot of spare computer parts, but for this, I got nothing.
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—Losing Ice
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Hey, don't you give up now! We're so close. Let's stack up!
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—Losing Ice
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I'm on it, guys! I'll go stop that plane! For brotherhood!
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—Losing Ice
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You did it, Darrell. You've brought a family back together.
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—Losing Ice
Bear Lift[]
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Oh, hey, guys. Ha-ha. How's it going?
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Oh, I'm just promoting my Super Rad going-out-of-business sale.
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—Bear Lift
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Oh, yeah. And it's nice to meet ya. I'm the Super Rad Mouse, here to sell you super-rad mouse pads, at a discount. We've got animal theme, fruit theme, landscape theme, and, uh, I guess that's an animal with food.
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—Bear Lift
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Oh, my- my love's not in question, guys. It's more of a financial conundrum of sorts.
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—Bear Lift
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Well, sales ain't what they used to be. Back in the 90s, business used to be booming for good ol' Darrell.
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—Bear Lift
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People were lined up around the block. Mouse pads were flying out the door like hotcakes. Back then, mouse pads used to bring people together.
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—Bear Lift
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It wasn't just selling mouse pads. I was selling dreams. It was the best.
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—Bear Lift
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(sighs) Those were the days, Darrell. But now my landlord wants everything out so he can tear down the building, unless I can scrounge up the money by the end of the day. (chuckles) I've only got two bucks to my name, so I've got a long way to go. It was my birthday present from Nana Saragosa.
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—Bear Lift
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Oh!
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—Bear Lift
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Well, easy come, easy go, I guess. (chuckles)
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—Bear Lift
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Aw, yeah! I didn't understand a word you guys said.
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—Bear Lift
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Wow! I can't believe you guys are doing this for me.
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—Bear Lift
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Good luck, guys! My life is in your hands!
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—Bear Lift
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It's gonna be okay, Darrell.
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—Bear Lift
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Ah, that's real swell news, cause, uh...the bulldozer just got here.
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—Bear Lift
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Uh, okay. Drive safe!
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—Bear Lift
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Everything's gonna be okay, Darrell.
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—Bear Lift
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Bye, Carl.
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—Bear Lift
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Aw, I can't believe you guys saved my store. You're the best friends a mouse pad salesman could have.
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—Bear Lift
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It's okay, guys. You did so much already. I just wish that I knew how to make people interested in mouse pads again.
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—Bear Lift
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Come get your mouse pads! Come on down! Super Rad Mouse Pads' having a big sale!
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—Bear Lift
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Here ya go! One for you!
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—Bear Lift
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Come on down to Super Rad Mouse Pads. Wa-hoo! Yeah! Whoo! (laughs) Woo-hoo!
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—Bear Lift
Best Bears[]
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Aw, thanks, guys. You don't know how much this means to me. I-I can't see anyone else being my best men other than- Huh?
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Ha. Thanks. Heh heh. I'm gonna be honest, I'm just a giant ball of nerves right now.
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—Best Bears
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Right? I feel like a different man when I'm with her. Isn't she beautiful? And she's so much more talented than me. She's a hang-gliding teacher, she's a fashion designer...
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—Best Bears
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Oh, I was telling Sofia that she should combine her two favorite things - hang-gliding and fashion - and call them "Sofia Wings." It's like a normal dress, but when you push a button, wings come out the back! Pretty cool, right?
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—Best Bears
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I'll take your silence as a yes.
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—Best Bears
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Huh? Oh, Sofia. I'd better get this.
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—Best Bears
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Oh, no! I must have gotten the alarm on my new phone and the schedule mixed up! We won't have time to get the ring, or the cake, or the vows!
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—Best Bears
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Ah! How could you mess this up? You had one job, Darrell, and you've flubbed it! What am I gonna do?
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—Best Bears
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Huh?
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—Best Bears
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But what about the ring, the cake, and the-
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—Best Bears
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Darrell!
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—Best Bears
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Sorry!
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—Best Bears
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Where could those vows be? I was writing them here at the store! Ah, typical Darrell, losing the vows minutes before the wedding! What does Sofia even see in a bozo like me? Oh, it's hopeless!
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—Best Bears
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There's no time!
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—Best Bears
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Huh?
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—Best Bears
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Oh, thanks!
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—Best Bears
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And got it! Thanks! You, sir, are a gift to this world.
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—Best Bears
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Alright, let's get outta here, and get to my wedding!
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—Best Bears
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Was it hard getting the cake?
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—Best Bears
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Looks good.
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—Best Bears
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(sighs) Alright. I think I'm ready. Time to get married. I can finally do this. Ha ha!
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—Best Bears
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Wha? Oh no. It's Sofia.
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—Best Bears
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I'm not ready!
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—Best Bears
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(chuckles) This isn't what it looks like. I-I'm just trying to climb down so that I can run away as fast as possible. Aah! Now that I think about it, this is probably not the best way to do it.
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—Best Bears
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I don't wanna!
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—Best Bears
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Because I'm not good enough for her!
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—Best Bears
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You know it's true. Sofia's out of my league. She hang-glides. She even takes care of injured Bengal tigers in her free time. I'm just Darrell, a 39-year-old man living with his grandmother that sells mousepads. Mousepads!
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—Best Bears
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Wow. Thanks, guys. You know what? You guys aren't the best bears. You're the greatest bears.
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—Best Bears
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Okay, guys. Whoa! Ha-ha.
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—Best Bears
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Wha? Waa! Ah! No!
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Darrell will care for Sofia. Darrell will protect Sofia. Darrell will sail to the end of the earth for Sofia.
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—Best Bears
We Bare Bears: The Movie[]
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Whoa! Slow down, guys!
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If you hurt them, I will..I will..write a very long letter to my senator!
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—We Bare Bears: The Movie