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(Grizzly eats cereal as Panda walks through the kitchen and yawns.)
Panda: Good Morning, Grizz. Whoa!
(Panda slips on some ice.)
Grizzly: Panda, you alright, man?
(Panda gets up.)
Panda: Ugh, yeah. I just slipped on some, some ice?
Grizzly: The fridge leaking or something?
(Panda opens the fridge to reveal Ice Bear frozen in a block of ice.)
Panda: Oh my gosh, brother!
(Grizzly and Panda move the fridge and frozen Ice Bear slides out.)
Grizzly: Oh man, he’s frozen solid!
(Grizzly knocks on the ice.)
Panda: Something must have broken on the fridge!
(A couple electrical wires behind the fridge are cut, Grizzly listens to a frozen Ice Bear's heartbeat.)
Grizzly: I hear a heartbeat! OK, he's still alive but he's not gonna be able to breathe in there for long. We've gotta get him out!
(Grizzly uses a chair and a frying pan to break the ice with no success.)
Panda: Grizz, Grizz stop! It's no use! The ice is too hard. We've gotta figure out a way to melt him out with something hot.
(Grizzly thinks.)
Grizzly: Hmm. Something hot...
(Grizzly uses "Casa de Diablo" hot sauce, which still doesn’t melt the ice enough.)
Grizzly: OK, I'm out of ideas.
Panda: Wait, I think I got it.
(Panda puts winter clothes on frozen Ice Bear, but the ice still doesn't melt.)
Grizzly: Uh, he, he looks great, but I don't think this is working.
Panda: Maybe if we took him somewhere hot?
(Grizzly, Panda, and frozen Ice Bear appear at the beach. Panda is tanning, and frozen Ice Bear gets carried away by a wave and Grizzly almost didn't notice.)
Grizzly: Huh?
(The Three now appear at a park. Grizzly and Panda are now trying to melt Ice Bear out with a mirror with no luck.)
Grizzly: Any minute now.
(The Three now appear at a hibachi restaurant, possibly Teppan Yaki, where Ice Bear worked. Grizzly and Panda are eating their food and Ice Bear is on the hibachi grill, still frozen.)
Grizzly: Can I get some more soy sauce, please?
(The Three are now in a hot tub. Ice Bear is still frozen.)
Panda: Ah, I think he’s actually starting to melt.
Grizzly: Yep just a few more hours of tubbing and he'll...
(Nom Nom opens the doors and notices the Bears in his hot tub.)
Nom Nom: What the? Who let you in here?
(Grizzly and Panda start to leave with still frozen Ice Bear.)
Nom Nom: Security, get in here now! Bring the bear mace!
(Grizzly and Panda now position their frozen brother under a rocket about to blast off.)
Panda: A little to the left,
Grizzly: And a little to the right, OK, perfect!
Panda: Yeah!
Grizzly: Hope this works!
(Grizzly and Panda run off leaving their frozen brother under the rocket.)
Rocket Operator: 3... 2... 1... Ignition!
(Rocket blasts off but Ice Bear is still frozen, Grizzly and Panda bring their frozen brother home and are exhausted.)
Grizzly: Aw man, if that didn’t work, I don’t think anything will.
(Panda sighs.)
Panda: I can live with having an ice cube for a brother, I guess. I'll miss your cooking and sense of humor, but I'll still love you forever!
(Panda hugs frozen Ice Bear and starts to cry.)
Grizzly: You were always a nice guy. I hope one day we can hangout again bro.
(Grizzly and Panda start crying as the ice finally starts to thaw.)
Panda: What's happening?
Grizzly: Panda, don't you see? The warmth of our love is melting...
Panda: Whoa!
Grizzly: Whoa!
(The ice breaks and knocks Grizzly and Panda backwards, and to their astonishment their brother Ice Bear is still alive.)
Ice Bear: Ice Bear had a weird dream. Have to pee.
(Ice Bear walks out leaving Grizzly and Panda stunned as the episode ends.)