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Narrator: Hey, I'm the narrator, sometimes I go by Nare, but I'm gonna tell you a story about three little bears and how they found the perfect home.
Landlord: Get out!
Narrator: Yikes. Never mind
Baby Grizz: Yo, how you gonna treat a bear like that?! You can't kick us out of our home!
Baby Panda: We got no place to go, and we're cute little babies! Ow! [Sobs]
Baby Ice Bear: Ice Bear not ready for life on the streets... again.
Landlord: You're the worst tenants I've ever had. You're good for nothin'!
[Landlord throws a fork at the pan which is on Ice Bear's head]
Baby Panda: Seems a bit harsh.
Baby Grizz: Good for nothin'?! What about the time we made dinner for everybody? [Flashback at Thanksgiving] All right, everybody! I brought the turkey.
[The turkey flaps on the Landlord's head]
Landlord:' That dinner was a bust, and I was spittin' feathers for a week. [He spits a feather out from his mouth] Pftah!
Baby Panda: We're just trying to build a sense of community. [Flashback at Birthday Cake] Like that time I threw you that killer birthday party! [Inhales deeply] Let's celebrate! [Dance music plays, Squawks]
Landlord:' My ears were ringing for a week from that racket!
Baby Ice Bear: What about time Ice Bear fixed roach problem?
Landlord:' Ooh. [Chuckles] [Dance music plays as Ice Bear smashes her table]
Baby Grizz: Please, Mr. Landlord dude.
Baby Panda: What if we slept in the basement? Or the attic?
Baby Ice Bear: Ice Bear can sleep in the vents.
[The Bears sobbing inconsolably]
Landlord:' No! Now get off my stoop before I call the authorities. And take your disgusting box with ya!
Baby Grizz: Hey, be careful with that! This box is all we have!
Baby Panda: There, there, boxy, don't cry.
Baby Grizz: Let's go, bros, we know when we're not wanted.
[Episode Title Card]
Baby Grizz: What are you? A bee?
Fairy #1: We are fairies. Welcome to the Fairy Glade. Would you like a tour?
Fairy #2: Oh, yes, please let us give you a tour!
Fairy #3: Yes, we love giving tours!
Baby Grizz: Yo, this place is off the hook!
Baby Panda: It's way better than the place we lived five minutes ago.
Baby Panda: Grizz! Rude! What my brother here meant to say is that you have a beautiful home here.
Fairy #1: All beings are welcome in hither Fairy Glade.
Baby Panda: Now for a little celebration music.
(Plays K-pop causing to Fairy shakes loudly)
Fairy #1: Ow! Ow! Ohh! Ow! What is this madness?!
Baby Panda: Please, halt that malevolent melody! (Stops K-pop music)
(All Fairy sighs.)
Baby Grizz: Fairies, dinner is served.
Fairy #1: Delicacies!
Pray tell, what manner of food didst thou cook with?
Oh. We just cooked up the sparkly mushrooms
in the cave over there.
Fairy #3: O-Oh, surely you don't mean the cave over there.
Fairy #2: Yep! That's the cave!
Fairy #1: Those mushrooms are not food. They're our currency!
Fairy #9: Well, you certainly couldn't have cooked all the mushrooms?
Baby Grizz: Uh...
Baby Ice Bear: Ice Bear would have hired better security.
Fairy #10: You've cooked our life savings away!
Fairy #3: We are financially ruined!
Fairy #1: The hairy ones have brought economic collapse to our town! They must repay us with their lives!
(All growls)
Baby Panda: Maybe we should haveordered delivery?
Baby Ice Bear: Ice Bear hates long wait.
Baby Grizz: Lets scram, bros! (runs)
Fairy #1: The furry ones are trying to escape! Stop them!
Baby Grizz: Go, little bro! Go, little bro! Go, little-
Baby Panda: Aah! Help! I feel my ears stretching!
Baby Grizz: No! Panda!
Nobody move, or the cute one gets it.
Baby Panda: Aah! Aw, I'm the cute one? That's so nice!
Baby Grizz: Let go of the cute one, you overgrown insect, or I'll-
I don't think you're in any position for threats. Any last words, bub?
Baby Panda: "Thank you for all your love and support. I was destroyed by Fairy. R-I-P, me."
Baby Grizz: Wait, Panda has his phone! Brainstorm!
Bear Lightbulb: I got it! (Breaks pieces of lightbulb)
Baby Grizz: Panda! Play K-pop!
Baby Panda: Okay, but I know where you're going with this.
(K-pop plays causing to Fairies shakes again and escapes.)
Baby Panda: Oh, yeah, fairies hate K-pop. Great callback, Grizz. (Falls into box) Aah! Oof! All that for some measly mushrooms.
Baby Grizz: Bros, look!
Baby Panda: Wow. I've never seen anything so beautiful.
Baby Grizz: And this is just the start, bros! With this box, we can go anywhere to find a new home. Let's do it together.
Baby Panda: Together.
Baby Ice Bear: Ice Bear, too.
Narrator: Our bears are on the journey of a lifetime. It seems wishes really can come true. Or maybe that's just something I saw in a cartoon.