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(The Bears watch the video "Nom Nom Falls Again!" on Everyone's Tube.)
Grizzly: Uhh, why does this have 20 million views?
Panda: Dude, it's really hard to catch a koala in the wild doing that sort of stuff.
Grizzly: Hmm. Well, I guess that's true.
(The next scene is Nom Nom getting prepped by his stage crew at a studio.)
Nom Nom: (On the phone) Yeah, make that 2:00. (Pause) Yeah, well, I don't care if he's busy. [Pause] Yeah, make it happen. (Pause) Okay? Alright. I believe in you! (Cell phone beeps) Man, I need to get rid of this guy. (To his prepping crew) All right, all right, all right, all right! I need to get into character-- sh! (He shooes them away, leaving himself alone.) Enough of all this. Okay, okay, here we go.. (He begins to get into character) Oh, oh, he's a cute little koala. He's a cute little koala. (Cooing) I'm just a cute little...(babbling) (To his bodyguard) All right dum-dum, I'm ready.
(Nom Nom is carried to the set. He sees a hamster)
Nom Nom: Hey, what is this?
Director: Hey, Nom Nom! We're doing a joint video together with a hamster. Hamsters are huge right now! It's gonna be great.
Nom Nom: W-What? Well, why did you-- (Groans.)
(Filming starts.)
Hamster: (Munching on a piece of lettuce.)
Nom Nom: (Yawns and nudges the hamster.) Eh, eh, eh! Do something.. Uh, o-okay, can we cut? Is-- is he just gonna be eating a piece of lettuce all day?!
(Next scene.)
Nom Nom: (Cooing.) (Hamster walks off.) Hey, hey, hey! Where are you going?! I'm-- I'm in the middle of my scene here!
(Next scene.)
Nom Nom: (Drags the hamster into the shot, but it scampers away.) (Groans.)
(Next scene.)
Nom Nom: (Nudges the hamster with his foot.) Wake up!.. Hey, is he dead?
(Next scene.)
Nom Nom: (Lying down.) (Sighs.) (Hamster walks in front of his face.) Hey, what are you doing? You're in my shot. Get out of the way. (He shoves the hamster, but it goes back.) Oh, you little..
(Next scene.)
Nom Nom: (Hamster is directly in front of the camera.) GET OUT THE WAY! CUT!
(Next scene.)
Nom Nom: (Pets the hamster.) Aw.. (Hamster bites Nom Nom's hand.) AAAAAAAAAAH!
(Next scene.)
Nom Nom: (Being dragged around the set by the hamster.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Next scene.)
Nom Nom: (Trying to get the hamster to stand up.) Now, stay still.. (Chuckles annoyedly.) (Groans.) (Hamster falls back down and he growls.) UGH! I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE! I'M OUT! TALK TO MY AGENT!
Hamster: (Stands up on hind legs.) Is that a wrap?