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- Panda: We didn't do it! [raises his hands][Camera then zooms out; the man is walking towards the bears with the megaphone and a clipboard in both of his hands]
I love this place. It's everything we've ever dreamed of. We'll take it. Well, this is all great! I'll get started on the paperwork. You'll be able to move in as soon as we get first month's rent. Actually, we can pay right now. Uh, looks like I have about... $11. I have 76 cents. Ice Bear has a recyclable bottle. [Jackhammer pounding] Let's just open ... [Both shout] Hey, you should get out of here. It's not safe. Quick ... move, move! [Grunting] Oh, got it! Okay, not that many papers in here. Hmm. Is this trash? Those won't help. But it's not trash. What's this? Don't throw that away. [Sighs] I wish you didn't hold on to so much. Is this a bill? No, just a credit-card application. Probably save that for later, you know? Do we save any of our bills? Do we pay our bills? Huh? Hey! No! No! No! No! Sorry, we have to clear space. Hey! Stop that! Man: So, if I see any weird business, I kick you out, okay? Grizzly: That's great. We can't wait to see this place. If rent late one day, I kick you out, okay? [Car alarm ringing] Okay. You! I see you! I kick you out! [Car alarm stops] [Dog barking and baby crying] [Grunts] I fix that door, okay? [Meow] I kick out cat if you don't like. So, you like? I don't know about this. Act cool, man. This is, like, the only place we could afford. [Slow breathing] What's wrong? Ice Bear will wait outside. Um, why is the toilet in the middle of the house? You can put curtain if you like privacy. Oh. [Creaking] [Squeaks] Aah! See? Very solid. Aah! Aah! There's a rat in the shower! Rat?! Cat, why you no do your job?! [Cat yowls] Bears, where you go?! I haven't shown you basement yet! [Jackhammer pounding] Come on, man! Sir, please be gentle with that! No! No, let go! Those are my diaries! Hey, man, you can't just take our stuff! No! Oof! This is getting kind of rude, don't you think?! Hey, give that back! Sir! Sir, so we checked with the guys. Turns out we're not allowed to have the tower on top of hallow ground. Okay, just bulldoze the cave down, and we'll start over. Wait, what? No! Man: Hey, boss, I got the last of the junk. W-Whoops! Grizzly: Does it really make your dreams come true? Sure, man. Made it myself. 100% real twigs and yarn. These are legit, man. Will this help us catch our dream home? Dream home, dream boat. Just buy it, hold it, and dream your dream. Well... okay. This is all the money we have ... Thank you, friend. Okay, let's make sure we dream the best home for us. Go first, Panda. Dream big. I dream for a home with high ceilings and minimal dust. Good, good. I dream for lots of rooms for lots of buddies to stay in. Ice Bear dreams for a good school district. Okay. Now... we wait. [Insects chirping] [Sighs] [Chitters] Oh, hey, little friend. You must be homeless, too. You want in on our dreams? Here, just dream about it. [Chitters] Hey! Where are you going?! You can't have that! Get back here with our dreams! No, come back! [Panting] [Thunder rumbles] Hey, wait! [All screaming] Huh? Wait. Please! It's all we have. [Chitters] We got to find some shelter. Huh? Quick ... in there. [Dripping!] Ice Bear does not approve. [Slithering] Blugh! Come on, guys, it's just for one night. Okay, are we ready? Hello, bay area. This is Rebecca Turnmen reporting live from the forest, where, apparently, the city is trying to bulldoze the cave that some local bears claim is their home. Now, sir, can you tell our thousands of viewers more about your campaign to stop the destruction? Um... Sir? [quietly] We are... just... trying to save our home. Excuse me? Okay, and you, sir. How do you feel about the impending destruction of your home? Ice Bear likes turtles. Excuse me, bro. [Feedback] I'll tell you how I feel ... outraged! You can't just destroy our home! Stop the tower! #Savethecave! Stop that! Get out of here! As you can see, tensions are growing high and ... [Engine turns over] Man: All right, fun's over! Clear out! We're tearing it down! Never! Panda, take pictures with your phone. He's going to take photos! You know how many followers this guy has online? Like, six. Maybe even 10! [Gasps] Wait! I know what to do! Here take this! Stall them! [Chanting] Save the cave! [Grunts] Whoa! Got it! Save the cave! Save the cave! Please, please, please work! [Beep] Mm, yes! Whoa! [Beeping] Proof! I have proof! [Tires screech] What's the meaning of this? Look at the photo! Look at what it says! Do you see how old it is?! See, this is our home! Sir, tell us ... Is it true that these moderately cute creatures have a right to live here? How does it feel to be a monster? Ummm... Everyone, stop construction! Stop everything! We got to look into this! Uh, do we still get paid? Kind of made a lot of holes. And just like that, the bears' Whoo-hoo-hoooo!! cave has been saved. Whoo. Whoo. - Yeah! In what is another ... Ugh! We did it! Our home is safe! Whoo! [cheering] [Groans] You, guys! [All cheering] [Insects chirping] [Yawns] Ah. Hmm. Oh. Huh? Guys, wake up. You got to see this. [Mumbling] Oh. Where are we? Nice morning. [Inhales] Yeah, I slept really well. Hey, this place isn't so bad. Ice Bear not entirely opposed. Yeah, this place is great! [Grunting] Ah! [Laughs] New window. Ice Bear has made front door. Ooh! [Beep] Okay, okay! I finally got it working, guys! [Grizzly and Panda laughing] [Camera shutter clicks]
[The episode begins at the Cave. We are able to see the sun rising in a window, the messy living room, bathroom, and kitchen. We then see the Bears: Ice Bear sleeping inside the fridge with his axe, Panda sleeping in his bed with stuffed animals and books, and Grizzly with a laptop and a dish. All are sleeping peacefully until rumbling begins. This causes Grizzly to awaken.] Grizzly Huh? [Grizzly looks up at the ceiling, and pieces of it are falling.] Grizzly EARTHQUAKE! [The door to Grizzly's room slams open, and he is seen carrying a flashlight, and a box of Hoppin Hippo.] Grizzly Only the essentials!
[He spins once, dropping his items and racing into the bathroom. He comes back out, with five rolls of toilet paper.]
Grizzly: Essential!
[Grizzly then runs into Panda's room, carrying Panda out.]
Panda: (Off-screen.) Hey..!
Grizzly: Essential!
[Grizzly sprints to the kitchen, still holding Panda, opening the fridge.]
Grizzly: No! What happened? Where'd you go?!
[The rumbling stops, and we pan to the table, which Ice Bear is hiding under.]
Grizzly: Phew. We survived. Hey, do you hear that?
[Grizzly looks out the window)
Grizzly: Huh, what's going on out there?
Panda: Could you put me down?
[The bears come outside, and are shocked.]
Grizzly: Wha?
Panda: What? [There is a view of major construction around the bear cave. A crane comes in on the scene, carrying a part of a tower. The Bears duck.]
Grizzly: What is happening here? (raises his hands in confusion and demanding)
Panda: What are they building? (points at the incomplete tower)
Ice Bear: Ice Bear sees many code violations.
[A microphone feedbacks off-screen]
Construction supervisor Hey! You there: [the Bears turn around; camera cuts to the man talking] Who are you guys? What are you doing here? Construction supervisor This is a construction zone. The city has ordered us to put a new cellphone tower in this location. Grizzly: But.. we live here. Uh- could you like, move it somewhere else?
[Clattering of dirt is made]
Construction worker 1: Sorry boss, I accidentally made another hole!
Construction worker head: It's okay Paul, we all make mistakes! (turns back to the Bears) Now, listen. We received no record that someone lives here.
Grizzly: B-but this is our home! Wait, look. (grabs welcome mat) W-welcome mat, see? (slowly) Welcome...
[While Grizz is saying that, drilling sounds can be heard and another clatter of dirt]
Paul: Whoops, made another hole!
Construction worker head: Sorry, but you're gonna need more proof to that. (walks away)
Grizzly: Well then we'll get proof! You'll see!
[A part of the tower gets carried by a crane; this worries Panda. Cut to inside the house, where Panda is typing on a laptop.]
Panda: Okay, we just need to know what counts as good enough proof.
[Small bits from the roof start to fall; Ice Bear grabs and umbrella and opens it, using it to shield them from incoming debris] At that moment, Panda is scrolling through a government page, looking for something.]
Panda: Okay... here we are... how about..
Grizzly: Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Click on that! (points to a part of the screen that says " Home Damage" . Panda clicks on it and a video immediately pops up, then plays the video)
Speaker: (music plays while speaking) Home Damage. Home Damage caused in the even we claim your home is unoccupied can be easily corrected. Simply show a copy of the deed or physical evidence that shows five or more years of presence. Once shown we will completely back off. Promise!
[The video ends]
Grizzly: I liked that it was a cartoon.
Panda: We've been here totally longer than that! I'm sure we have something from five years ago!
Grizzly: Okay, you (points to Ice Bear), go stall the construction. (Ice Bear throws the umbrella away and takes off, then Grizzly points to Panda) Panda, you and me will find proof. Break! (they go off in separate directions to find proof)
(Grizz begins shoving things from a bookshelf behind him)
Grizzly: There's gotta be something around here... no. (a baseball lands on his head) Oof!
Panda (offscreen): Grizz, I found old stuff!
(Grizz comes over to Panda who is examining three old papers, one of which has its sides torn)
Panda: No. Nope. W-whoa! This is from forever ago, back when we first came to the city! (holding the small paper that says "Real Realty" and a picture of a woman is seen. Grizz takes the paper)
Grizzly: Hey, I remember this.
(Flashback to years ago. A realtor opens a door and shows the Bears inside of what looks like a penthouse.)
Realtor: Well, here it is, the penthouse.
(The Bears peek and then enter the space, amazed with what they are seeing)
Grizzly: Whoa, this is massive!
Panda: Whoa, this is crazy!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear has never seen a larger playpen.
Realtor: Ooh, sounds like it's bigger than your last space.
Grizzly: Oh, yeah, for sure. (walks away)
Panda: We just moved here to the city.
Realtor: That's wonderful. Where were you guys living before? (Panda takes out a small phone with an antenna and opens the camera)
Panda: The cardboard box. (he takes pictures, and the realtor laughs while closing the door) Hehe. What's funny?
(Cut to a window where a family is cooking in the opposite balcony. Grizzly opens the door and waves to the family)
Grizzly: Hi!
The family: What's up, bro? (They wave back)
Grizzly: (laughs while waving) What's up?
(Cut to the kitchen where the woman is showing Ice Bear around)
Realtor: So this is the kitchen, you'll see it's already furnished, and here we have the deluxe industrial refrigerator!
(Ice Bear drops the water bottle he's holding in shock and awe and hugs the refrigerator)
Realtor: And this is the hidden loft. (Panda peeks inside) It comes with the best connection to our building's newly installed Internet lines.
(Panda is left speechless while the woman leaves)
Panda:
Dibs.