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| (Episode begins with the building the houses the Chemistry class of the University of California. Cut to the Bears inside; Panda holding a "Way to go, Chloe!" sign, Grizz holding an A+ balloon while wearing a shirt with Chloe's face on it, and Ice Bear with a kazoo in his mouth and wearing a foam finger.) | |
| Grizzly | Okay, bros. Here's the plan. When Chloe's finished with her lab, we'll run over, and cheer, and- |
| Panda | (pointing) Wait, here she comes! |
| (The doors open with students pouring out. Pan down to Chloe coming out with a sullen look on her face. She sighs. The Bears rush over and start cheering.) | |
| Chloe | (during cheering) Guys, please stop...Guys, please stop... GUYS! |
| (Cheering instantly stops. Ice softly blows his kazoo.) |
Grizz: Chloe, is everything okay?
Chloe: Uh, thanks for the enthusiasm, guys, but I didn't do so hot on the lab.
Grizz: (gasps) Oh no.
(Ice Bear plays the kazoo sadly.)
Grizz (continued): But, we helped you practice and everything. We even wrote you that song. (singing) You take a beaker of, this thing...
Panda: (singing) Then you drip it into, this thing.
Grizz and Panda: (singing) When the stuff turns pink, what have you found?
Ice Bear: The equivalence point of sodium hydroxide.
Grizz and Panda: That!
Chloe: I know, I know. That wasn't the problem. It was my teacher, Professor Lampwick! He messed me up!
Panda: Wha- How did he do that?
Chloe: (sighs) Well, things started off okay...
(Scene flashes back to Chloe in the lab, popping out from her desk.)
Chloe (VO): 15 minute titration? No problem.