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[The episode starts with The Bears remodeling The Cave.]
Grizz: A little to the left... Mm, two half steps to my right.
Panda: Two half steps is just one step, Grizz!
Ice Bear: Too many steps, Ice Bear getting frustrated.
Grizz: C'mon guys, it's gonna look so good when you're done!
Panda: (Sighs)
[Panda struggles to lift sofa]
Grizz: Okay, keep going!
Panda: Ugh, my body is not built for this!
Grizz: Hm, okay, get ready to drop it, mmm... now!
[Ice Bear and Panda drop sofa]
Grizz: Perfect! Ahh, this is great guys!
[Grizz runs to remodeled sofa and lays down]
Grizz: Hup! (Chuckles) Worth all the effort, right?
[Ice Bear and Panda sit down on sofa]
Grizz: Now that's what I call remodeling. (Looks around) Hm, still missing something. (To Panda) Lend me your phone.
Panda: Don't look up anything weird.
Grizz: Don't worry, we just need one last thing to tie this room together. (Sees something he likes) Oh ho, hold on! Fairy lights!
Panda/Grizz/Ice Bear: Woah../Ooh.../Ooh.
Panda: Ooh, let's get them gift wrapped! It'll be like a gift to ourselves! I have a membership so they'll get here really fast. See? 30 minutes!
Grizz: What?! We are in the future guys!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear is intrigued. And afraid.
Panda: Great! Yeah, we can go do whatever we want until it gets here!
[Grizz & Ice Bear staring at the phone, amazed.]
Panda: Or just watch the tracker for half an hour. Ugh..
[Music plays as the time on the tracker goes down]
[The package finally is delivered]
Grizz: It's here! Whoo!
[Grizz runs outside to pick up package]
Grizz: Huh? What's going on here? Where's our package?
Panda: It should've been delivered. It's always worked before.
Grizz: I know what we can do! Let's call law enforcement! They love sorting out this kinda thing.
[Cut to law enforcement station, with one hanging in his chair, with a pencil, and the other playing with darts.]
Officer : (Sighs) (Picks up phone) Yeah, what is it?
Grizz: Uh, good morning, officer! Um, my brothers and I we're expecting a delivering today to our cave and-
Officer: Hang on, hang on, did you say "cave"?
Grizz: Yes.
Officer: And would you classify yourself as a bear?
Grizz: I think so?
Officer: I'm gonna ask you to stop right there, sir. Don't worry, we'll send someone with the right jurisdiction.
[Officer clicks button on phone]
[Beeping from another phone]
Tabes: Speak.
Officer: Uh, we received word of a problem with some local bears, we-
Tabes: (Inhales) I'm on it!
[Some cool music starts to play]
[Cut to the bears waiting, with no more cool music]
Panda: Shouldn't we wait inside?
Grizz: Nah, this won't take too long! I read online how this works. They'll see our package is gone and give a signed report so we can get a refund. Piece of cake!
Ice Bear: Stranger approaches.
[Police siren heard in the distance]
Grizz: That must be the police!
Panda: Wow, they're fast.
Panda & Grizz: Ahh!
[Cart stops right in front of the bears as Tabes gets out]
Panda: Woah.
Tabes: So, you three are the bears in question?
Grizz: Uh, yeah- I-I mean yes ma'am! We're uh-
Tabes: Alright! Stop right there, sir! There can be no movement until I thoroughly assessed the scene.
Grizz: (Scared) Yes ma'am.
Tabes: Excellent. (Writes in her book) Alright, I think I've got a handle on what happened here.
Grizz: Really?-
Tabes: You! (Points at Grizz) You're the victim here. Hapless, bumbling, et cetera.
Grizz: I-
Tabes: Sir, don't interrupt me.
Grizz: (Quietly) Okay.
Tabes: You, (Points at Ice Bear) prime suspect! You've got that darkness in you. I can see it in your eyes.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear's eyes are blameless.
[Tabes looks hard into Ice Bear's eyes]
Tabes: Hm, yeah, you're right sir. That's my mistake. (Shakes hands with Ice Bear) Moving on. You! (Points at Panda)
Panda: (Scared) Yeah?!
Tabes: The bystander who made the call. Responsible, excellent judgement call. Ever considered joining the force?
Panda: (Flushed) (Chuckles) So nice of, you to say...(mumbles incoherently)
Tabes: Let's iron out the details. Can anyone tell me what exactly is missing?
Grizz: Oh! I know! Our package!
Tabes: Content?
Grizz: String lights.
Tabes: Color?
Grizz: Uh, blue!
Tabes: Country of origin?
Grizz: Uh, ah, oh, I know this. Oh, come on!
Panda: Um, actually, we only really needed you to sign a form so that we can get a refund.
Tabes: Your package isn't the first to go missing. There have been reports coming in about missing shipments all week. Our thief has struck again.
Grizz: Thief? (Teasingly) You really think there's serial thief out here in the woods? (Laughs) I mean, sounds a little far fetched-
Tabes: There's nothing far fetched about seeking justice! My mother was a ranger before me and she taught me to fight for what's right, no matter how inconvenient.
Panda: (Quietly) I smell a crazy.
Tabes: So do you want to what's easy and get a refund? Or do you want to do what's right for justice?
Grizz: Huh, well, if you can't find anything out, you can just come inside and sign our form.
Tabes: Sirs! You're part of this crime scene! There's no movement until this investigation is over.
[Ice Bear falls]
[Cut to Tabes putting tape all over the cave]
Tabes: That look like enough tape to you, boys?
Grizz: You missed a spot on the left, ma'am!
Panda: Grizz!
Tabes: Incoming!
Panda/Grizz: Ahh!
[Tape is thrown at the bears and Ice Bear throws himself to protect Panda and Grizz]
Tabes: That should do it! C'mon boys, look lively! (Snaps fingers) We're not done here! We need more clues. They must have left something behind. (Mumbles incoherently) Ah ha! Who's hair is this?
Panda: That would be mine.
Tabes: Oh, you have very nice follicles.
Panda: (Laughs while blushing)
Tabes: But good hygiene isn't gonna catch our thief. Wait, I know! We'll reconstruct the crime scene!
Grizz: Uh, R-Ranger Tabes...
Tabes: (Talking to Ice Bear) Okay, you be the box and I'll be the thief! (Struggles to move Ice Bear)
Ice Bear: Ice Bear not meant for this.
Grizz: Ma'am, you don't have to do all this. You can just sign a report and we'll order a replacement.
Tabes: (Gasps) Brilliant idea! (Drops Ice Bear) We order another package and do a stakeout to catch the thief in the act! (Talking to Panda) You, stripes! Get your phone!
Grizz: Panda, don't. This isn't what we- oh, okay.
Tabes: And... ordered! Now we wait.
Grizz: (Sighs)
[Cut to the bears and Tabes hiding in the bushes]
Grizz: (Bored, blowing a loose raspberry)
Panda: The tracker says it should be here soon.
Tabes: (Quietly) Shh! You'll blow our cover!
Grizz: Yeah! Shh!
Panda: You shh!
Tabes: Shh!
[Panda and Grizz shush each other then Ice Bear joins making a strange noise]
Tabes: Something's coming!
Grizz: What is that?
Tabes: A drone...
Grizz: Oh...
Panda: That must be how they get the orders here so fast!
Tabes: (Speaking into walkie talkie) Ranger Tabes requesting back up, over. Wha- darn thing must be busted.
Panda: (Gasps) Look!
[The drone malfunctions and drops to the floor]
Grizz: What just happened?
[Panda's phone rings, saying that the package is delivered]
Panda: Delivered? Mm, something weird is going on here.
Tabes: (Laughs) It certainly is!
[Tabes jumps out of the bush]
Grizz: Hey! Where are you going?
[Tabes starts her cart]
Tabes: Hop in, boys. We have a drone to find!
[Tabes is driving and Grizz and Panda are screaming with Ice Bear on top of the cart]
Tabes: There!
Panda: Oh man, the package is already gone.
Tabes: No sign of the thief...
Grizz: (Nonchalantly) Oh well, we tried! Why don't we just head on back and-
Tabes: I got it! My friends on the police force can help! Back in the cart!
Grizz: (Tired) Oh man, I just want this to over!
Panda: (To Tabes) Hey, you're gonna drive us home when you're done, right?
[Cut to the police station with two policemen chilling]
[Door busts open]
Tabes: Hi guys, hope we're not intruding.
[Bears come in, tired and busted]
Grizz: (Panting) No more cart rides please.
Panda: (Sighs and puts head on counter)
Policeman: (Sarcastically) Well, what you know? It's our favorite forest ranger. And a bunch of sweaty bears.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear doesn't sweat. Ice Bear glows.
Policeman: So what brings you here, Tabes? Found any interesting lost cats lately? Ooh, or maybe another beehive fell on another camp site again.
[Second policeman in background snickers]
Tabes: Actually, I've cleared all the camp sites of bees, thank you very much. Believe it or not, I'm in the middle of investigating something much more sinister.
Policeman: (Sarcastically) More sinister than bees? This I gotta hear.
Tabes: That's right, you do. You know those reported missing deliveries? So when these bears called,
Grizz: Hey.
Tabes: about their missing delivery, I figured it was connected. So I went to view the crime scene and I did some snooping and I saw-
Policeman: I'm gonna stop you there, kiddo.
Tabes: "Kiddo"?
Policeman: Listen Tabes, you tend to blow things way out of proportion. Honestly, this isn't that important. Heck, I even bet these bears agree with me.
Grizz: Oh... Well, we did only need you to sign a form.
Tabes: I didn't realize, (Takes hat off) I was inconveniencing you...
Policeman: (Talking to Grizz & Panda) Well, why don't we get that form started for you guys.
[Second policeman gives the two bears a form to fill out with a pen]
Policeman: Just fill this out and I'll approve it immediately.
Grizz: Uh, thanks. (Starts filling out the form)
Tabes: You know what? I'd like to say one more thing.
[Grizz stops writing]
Tabes: I don't think wanting to do something right is blowing things out of proportion. These bears got something taken away from them and I want to help them because I care. Someone has to care about missing packages or stolen cats or beehives falling on a camp site and the all campers don't know what to do and just run around throwing water on each other because there's just too many bees! It may sound trivial to you, but I think everyone deserves justice, no matter what.
Policeman: (Nonchalantly) Yep, couldn't agree with you more. (Stamps the form) (To Grizz & Panda) Here you go, boys. Hope you get your money back or whatever.
[Grizz and Panda look at each other]
Grizz: We don't want our money, we want justice!
[Panda tears up the form]
Panda: Justice!
Policeman: Uh, are you guys sure you don't want your money?
Grizz: Lead the way, ma'am!
Panda: Yeah, let's catch that thief!
Tabes: Okay! Follow me!
[Panda and Grizz shout on their way out]
Ice Bear: Ice Bear will take money.
[Cut to a police siren going off, and Tabes driving in the car]
Tabes: I'm glad you guys chose the path of justice. We can solve this case, we just need to find another lead.
Grizz: Yeah! Ha! Hey, while we're looking, you mind if I kick on some tunes?
Tabes: Sure thing.
[Grizz attempts to put on music, but static is only coming through]
Grizz: Aw man, nothing but static.
Tabes: Static... wait a minute. Turn the volume up.
[Grizz turns the volume up and Grizz & Panda scream]\
Tabes: What in the-
[Tabes stops to see a trail of boxes leading to a cave]
Tabes: (Picks up a box) Hm... I think we've found our lead. This way!
[Panda falls out of the cart]
Tabes: Follow me and keep quiet.
[Grizz and Ice Bear follow quietly]
Panda: (Sees a box) Hm, wonder what's in here...
Grizz: (Quietly) Panda!
Panda: Oh (Throws package on ground and follows) Guys, have you seen all the- woah!
[They see a large pile of packages and several flying drones. One drone drops a broken drone onto a pile of broken drones]
Broken drone: Your package has been delivered.
Grizz: These robot things must be broken. Who left the packages here?
Panda: Hey, look! Our package! [sees a blue box on top of the pile.] I'm gonna get it.
Grizz: Woah, hey, wait!
Tabes: We don't know if it's dangerous!
Panda: (climbing package pile and picks up blue box) Don't worry, these robots are all busted. (A drone appears and tries taking the box) Hey! Give it back!
[Several more drones appear and their green smile screen change to red frown screens. One grabs Panda and dangles him by the leg]
Grizz: Panda!
Panda: Waugh! (drops box and Christmas lights spill out on the ground)
Grizz: What do we do?
Tabes: (picks up Christmas lights) Follow my lead! (Throws lights at the drone dangling Panda and lassos it as it drops Panda and he falls onto Grizz who has stacked with Ice Bear)
Grizz: Gotcha, brother!
Tabes: (throws the drone with the lights wrapped on it against the cave wall breaking it and the lights light up) Woah, neat. (lassos another drone and hits it against the other drones breaking them) Lights out!
Grizz: Ah! Help!
[Grizz and Ice Bear are pulling Panda from another drone that has grabbed him but the drone flies out the cave with him)
Panda: Guys! Help! Stop!
[Tabes, Grizz and Ice Bear run after him out the cave]
Grizz: He's getting away!
Tabes: We can catch him!
[A police officer is asleep in a chair not noticing as Panda flies by the window. Tabes follows the drone in her car blaring the siren]
Tabes: I repeat! Move over! (to Grizz) Take the wheel!
Grizz: Uh, okay! (Grabs steering wheel)]
[Tabes stands on top of the car and lassos Panda with the Christmas lights then ties the cord to the siren]
Tabes: Alright hit the brakes!
Grizz: The brakes?
Ice Bear: Front pedal.
Grizz: I knew that.
[Grizz hits the brake and the car comes to a stop, The drone breaks and Panda is flung into Tabes' arms]
Tabes: Gotcha!
[The drones hit a tree, fall to the ground and explode.]
Tabes: That was... outstanding! (laughs and kisses Panda making him blush. Tabes drops the bears off at the cave)
Grizz: Well, thanks for helping us out, Ranger Tabes. So what do you wanna do now? You wanna maybe have dinner with us?
Ice Bear: Ice Bear will cook feast.
Tabes: Aw that's sweet but I need to get back to HQ and write up my report. Maybe some other time.
Walkie-talkie: Calling Ranger Tabes, we got a fallen beehive at campsite 11 need help ASAP.
Tabes: You guys want in on this action?
[The bears climb back into the car. ]
Grizz: Yes!
Panda: Ha ha!
Tabes: This is ranger Tabes. We're on our way.
[The car drives off as the bears yell "Justice!" as the episode ends]