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Chloe: Whoa! You guys, this meteor shower's gonna be incredible! I'm so excited!
Okay, let's go over the checklist. Mirrors? Check. Directions? Directions to Desert Valley, check. Snacks? Check! Ow. Seatbelts? Check! Check! New driver's license? Check.
You guys all ready to go? You got the directions on your phone, right?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no! They can't use a phone while driving. It's dangerous!
[Both conversing in Korean] I'm sure they'll be responsible. Isn't that right?
Ice Bear: Ice Bear is responsible.
[Ding!] There you go! Hmph. All right, you are the captain of the van now. Take care of your crew, and they will take care of you. [Lively flute music plays]
Ice Bear: Ice Bear understands.
Grizz, Panda & Chloe: (Chanting as the car reverses slowly) Road trip! Road trip! Road trip! Road trip! Road trip! Road... trip... Road... trip. Road trip. Road trip. Road trip. Trip. Road ...
Chloe's Mom: Have fun!
Chloe's Dad: Slow down!
[Music starts playing as they drive on the road out the Bay Area] [Laughter]
Grizz: Slug bug! (punches Panda) Oh. ♪ Sunny day just for two ♪ (Grizz eats a jam-filled star cookie and Ice Bear hands him a napkin) ♪ Think I'll leave my chores for the morning, hooray ♪ Huh? ♪ We'll hang for a few ♪ (Panda pretends to bounce his paw on top of the telephone poles) Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. ♪ Cause a hullabaloo ♪ ♪ This sweaty weather is no bother ♪ [Grizz sees the car next to them has a TV inside and gasps] Ooh! ♪ Let's fly away ♪ ♪ Let's fly away ♪ ♪ Let's fly away ♪ [Snoring] ♪ So far away ♪ ♪ So far away ♪ ♪ So far away ♪
Grizz: Uh-oh. Guys, we have a problem. We're already out of Star Cakes. We got to stop to refuel.
Panda: And I got to use the little panda's room, please.
Chloe: Ooh! Let's stop there! (Points to a sign with dinosaurs) They'll have snacks and bathroom stuff and dinosaurs!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear does not want to make stops unless emergency.
Panda: Aw, come on! I'll only take five minutes!
Chloe: We have plenty of time to get to Desert Valley.
Grizz: It's right there!
Panda: Please, please, please, please?!
(Ice Bear drives onto the next road)
All: Yay! Yay! Whoo-hoo! Hooray! Yes! Yes! [Music] [Brakes screeching]
It's the one thing he's not good at. [Brakes screech] Huh? Go get cakes.
Ice Bear will wait in car.
All right, man, if you say so. We'll be back in a jiff!
[Music] [Honks horn] [Door opening]
Panda: Oh, sweet relief. I think I can make it a whole two hours now.
Ice Bear: Where's older brother?
Wyatt: I found you! Ooh, this is a pretty car. My mom had one, but she pushed it down a ravine. [Laughs]
Grizz: Wyatt! Oh, good. You found the car. Hey, guys, I want you to meet Wyatt. He got separated from his motorcycle gang and needs a ride.
Hmm...
Wyatt: It's true. I wouldn't lie to y'all. I'm in a legit motorcycle gang.
Grizz: I told him he could hitch a ride with us. That's cool, right?
Eh, I guess we could make room for one more? Yeah, what'll it hurt?
Ice Bear: Wyatt not part of plan. Wyatt not coming.
Wyatt: Oh, okay. It's just I got all these snacks, and now I got no one to share 'em with. [gasps]
Grizz: [Gasps] Okay, I call a vote. All that want Wyatt and his Star Cakes aboard, say "aye."
Aye! Aye! Aye!
Grizz: Welcome to the crew, Wyatt! [Sighs]
Wyatt: Everyone was pretty happy and stuff. And then I said, "If y'all come back, I'll feed you to my tarantula." And that's how I got rid of those kitty cats.
No way! Oh, wow. Wyatt, that's so cool! Oh, that's amazing. Please, please, please!
Panda: [Cellphone beeping] Huh? Oh, no! The phone's on low battery!
Grizz: You didn't bring the charger?
Panda: I forgot it. Without directions, we'll get lost in the desert forever!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear will pull over and buy map.
Wyatt: Don't worry, gang. I keep a spare charger in my boot.
Panda: Wyatt, you saved us! You're the best, Wyatt! Wyatt, you're so prepared for trips, maybe you should be captain!
Wyatt: Oh, stop it! It's nothing at all, really. Hmph.
Grizz: [Giggles] I say this calls for a special celebration. Who wants to watch me eat like six of these cakes at once?
Oh, man! Go for it, Grizz! Remember, use napkin.
Grizz: Don't worry, I'll be careful.
Ice Bear: No, use napkin.
[Grizz bites the cakes and jam squirts all over the car and on Ice Bear. They stop at a gas station]
Wyatt: (cleaning windshield) Peek-a-boo! [Giggles]
Chloe: All right, so, we'll wash the car. You go clean up, okay?
[Ice Bear washes his paws in the bathroom while Wyatt enters one of the stalls]
Wyatt: [Humming] Oh, look at all this bathroom graffiti. [Chuckles]
[The bears and Chloe drive during sunset]
Grizz: [Groans] This is really boring. You got any music, Wyatt? Wyatt! Where'd Wyatt go!?
[Wyatt is still humming in the stall]
Wyatt: Oh, what? No toilet paper?
Ice Bear: No.
Grizz: What?! Please! Mercy! O Captain, my Captain, we need to head back to get him!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear will not say it again. We came too far.
Grizz: A captain does not leave a sailor behind!
Ice Bear: Sailor doesn't bring other weird sailor on captain's ship.
Chloe: Uh, but this is actually my mom's ship.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear appointed captain by Chloe's mom.
Grizz: Ugh. Aye-aye, Captain! Your wish is our command.
Panda: This is just wrong.
[They hear a loud bang]
Grizz: Aah! What's going on?! [Engine clunking, car slows down and stops. Ice Bear sees the fuel tank is on empty]
Panda: Why'd we stop?
Grizz: Maybe our ship doesn't approve of our captain's cruelty.
Chloe: No, silly, we're out of gas.
Grizz: Well, whose job was it to put in the gas?
Panda: W-Why you looking at me?! I was busy wiping off your space goo.
Grizz: No, window wiping was my job.
Chloe: Wyatt did all the wiping, dude.
[All arguing indistinctly]
Ice Bear: [Blares horn then turns around looking at them creepily] Out.
Chloe: Come on, guys. Let's give him some space.
[Car door shuts]
Grizz: Did you see his face?
Panda: Mm, I think we broke him.
Grizz: H-Hey, little bro, how you doing? Uh, uh, okay. Cool. [Ice Bear closes window] Uh, I guess I'll come back later. Okay. [Chuckles] Um, let us know if you need anything.
[Ice Bear looks at his captain keychain and imagines a captain next to him]
Captain: Aw. What's the matter, sailor? Has this sea of sand defeated ye already?
Ice Bear: Ice Bear tried. Everyone made it too difficult.
Captain: Aye, the captain's job is never easy. And that's why the captain has the highest wage on the ship.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear doesn't get paid.
Captain: Listen, son, what I'm trying to tell you is that a good captain never gives up on his crew!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear... not meant to be good captain.
Captain: [Laughs] I once thought that way. But my crew needed me... just like they need you. Well, there you go!
Look, I'm pretty sure we're here.
No. You're looking at the map upside down.
Ugh! Game over, man. [Vehicle approaches]
Huh? We're saved! Hey! Over here!
Dude, we don't even know who they are. They could be dangerous.
Oh, nonsense. Over here! Over here! [Engines whirring] [Dramatic music] [Engine revving]
Uh... Mm! Huh? Stay back. [Muffled speaking]
Uh, say what? We ... We actually can't hear you. Oh. Hmm.
Wyatt: Ahh! I said what's cooking, fellas? [Sprong!]
Ah! Wyatt! Wyatt! [All laughing, cheering] It's Wyatt! We thought we lost you! We're so sorry! We forgot to fill up gas. But we ran out of gas and ... We're sorry we left you.
Wyatt: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Not all at once. Let's hear what happened from the captain of the ship.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear ran out of gas. Ice Bear... failed his crew.
Wyatt: Oh, what?! Nobody failed nobody. We can get you some gas.
Oh, Wyatt, really?!
Wyatt: Yeah, of course, if it's okay with the captain.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear... would be grateful. [Triumphant music]
Oh, oh! Look! There's a spot! [Brakes screech] Looks like you're gonna have to parallel park. O Captain, my Captain. Yeah, you can do this, man! Take us home, Cap'n.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear won't disappoint.
[Music] Yeah! [Laughs] Whoo-hoo! We did it! We made it! Whoa! Look at that!
[Breathing heavily] Hey, you know, I just wanted to say that I've never seen a finer docking job in my life. [Music] Whoo! I just saw two! I'm gonna make two wishes.
What'd you wish for?
I wish to never get lost again.
And I wish for more wishes, of course. [Giggles] I'm no fool! [Chuckles]
Oh, so beautiful! Ahh!
Yep. So worth it. Thanks for driving, little bro ... I mean Captain.
Anytime. [Laughs] Dude, what are you doing?
Uh, nothing.