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[The episode starts with a Frosty Fluffs commercial. Freshy Bear is looking around for some kids and then finds he is alone ]
Freshy Bear: Ah, alone at last with my delicious Frosty Fluffs! So much flavor it makes me do the Freshy dance!
[ A kid leads to other kids to Freshy Bear ]
Kid 1: Come on guys, I think I hear Freshy Bear doing the Freshy dance!
[ They hide in a bush then jump out ]
Kid 1: Aha! Huh?
[ Freshy bear is up high on an air balloon with the Frosty Fluffs ]
Freshy Bear: Better luck next time kids! [ laughs happily and then takes off his hat to reveal the Frosty Fluffs and holds it in his paws then eats it ] I just can't bear to be without my Frosty Fluffs.
Kid narrator voice: Frosty Fluffs is a delicious part of this complete breakfast!
[End scene cuts to the three bear brothers going around with a shopping cart in a food store looking for cereal ]
Grizz: Where is it?
Panda: The lady said it was on aisle 6. Hm... Wait! Here it is! Go back, go back, go back!
Grizz/Panda: Ooh!
Panda: Cereal section...
Grizz: Guys look! They have every cereal here known to mankind.
Panda: I feel like I'm in a corn fructose wonderland!
Ice Bear: (Hugs a box of cereal) Ice Bear's heart full of sugar.
Grizz: We've hit the mother load, bros! Now, which one to pick. There's just so many!
Panda: Maybe we can try something new! Like this one! (Takes a box of cereal and starts reading the slogan) "Oaky Wheat Flakes, double the oak, double the wheat"? Ugh, this cereal should be in the potpourri section...
Grizz: Hm... Oh, I've got it! We'll pick based on the best part of the cereal: the mascot! Like Teddy Toad for Sugar Snax?
Panda: (Laughs) Oh, what about Monsieur Kitty Cat? (Meows)
Ice Bear: Ice Bear prefers Cinna-Bunny.
Grizz: Fruity Bot!
Ice Bear: Nutty Buddy.
Grizz: Jerry.
Grizz/Panda: (Laugh)
Grizz: (Gasps) Oh my gosh! Guys, come here.
Panda: What is it?
Grizz: It's Frosty Fluffs! This cereal has the best mascot.
Panda: Oh man, I remember that commercial from when we were kids!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear hates children who steal cereal.
Panda: Woah, wait! Look at this! They're having a contest to find a new Freshy Bear! It says the winner will get to be in the new commercial!
Grizz: (Gasps) And will win a lifetime supply of Frosty Fluffs?!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear's never wanted anything more in life.
Grizz: You guys, I mean this contest was made for us! It's I mean, look at us! We're bears!
Panda: Should we still buy the cereal?
Grizz: No need, bro! Once one of us wins, we'll have free cereal for life!
Panda: Free cereal!
Ice Bear: Free cereal.
[A couple boxes of Frosty Fluffs fall out from under Ice Bear's armpit]
Ice Bear: Ice Bear was going to pay for that.
[Cut to the bears entering the building where the auditions take place]
Grizz: I'm telling you guys, we got this in the bag. This'll be a piece of... cake?
[Pans across the room to see lots of people dressed up as a bear, practicing their lines]
Auditioner: Jeremey, they're ready for you now.
Panda: They're so many people here, man.
Grizz: Oh, don't sweat it. They're probably a bunch of amateurs. C'mon, let's just practice our lines. (Clears throat) "I can't bare to be without my Frost Fluffs."
Panda: Oh, that was good! Let's see, um, (A little dramatically) "I can't bare to be without my Frosty Fluffs."
Grizz: Nice!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear can't bare to be without his Frost Fluffs.
Auditionee: Woah, that's some of the best bear acting I've ever seen! You guys are total naturals.
Grizz: Oh, thanks dude. So do you think one of us will get the part?
Auditionee: Oh yeah, sure.
Panda: Who do you think will get it?
Auditionee: Oh, I-I mean, anyone of you could I guess.
Grizz: Yeah, but if you had to pick just one.
Auditioner: Uh, is there a Grizzly here?
Grizz: Oh, (Chuckles) Guess I'm up!
Auditoner: Grizz?
Grizz: I'm Grizz! That's me. It's me, Grizz.
Auditoner: They're ready to see you now.
Grizz: (Looks at Ice Bear and Panda) (Makes excited sound between teeth)
Panda: (Quietly) Yay!
[Cut to Grizz's audition]
Grizz: So do I just-
Auditioner: Just stand there in front of the camera on your mark. So what's your name? Tell us a little about yourself.
Grizz: Uh, hi, my name is Grizz. Um, I live in a cave, I know a bunch of karate, and I'm ready to be the next Freshy Bear!
[Panda's audition]
Auditioner: What's your name, sir?
Panda: (Awkwardly) Hi, I'm-I'm Panda.
Auditioner: What're you going to do for us today, Panda?
Panda: Um, I can sing and dance around.
[Ice Bear's audition]
Auditoner: Please state your name.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear.
Auditioner : What do you think is your most bear-like quality?
Ice Bear: Ice Bear is...Ice Bear.
[Grizz's audition]
Auditoner: Okay, Grizz. Go ahead and read your line.
Grizz: Okay! (Quietly to himself) "I can't bare-I can't bare-" Ye- okay, whoo! Alright. (Confidently) "I can't bare to be without my Frosty Fluffs."
[Panda's audition]
Panda: "Oh I can't bare to be without my Frosty Fluffs."
Auditoner: Okay, can you try it a little cuter?
Panda: "Oh I can't bare to be without my Fwosty Fwuffs!"
[Ice Bear's audition]
Auditioner: Go ahead and say the line.
Ice Bear: "Ice Bear can't bare to be without his Frosty Fluffs."
Auditioner: No, it's "I can't bare to be without my Frosty Fluffs."
Ice Bear: "Ice Bear can't bare to be without his Frosty Fluffs."
[Grizz's audition]
Grizz: And this is an Irish Freshy Bear. (Irish accent) "Arr, I can't bare to without me Frosty Fluffs." (Normal) And here's Freshy if he were a cowboy. (Cowboy accent) Dang nabbit, I can't stand it without my Frosty Fluffs, partner!"
[Panda's audition]
Panda: (Singing) Oh baby, I just can't bare!
[Ice Bear's audition]
Auditioner: (Frustrated) Please, just read the line as it's written!
Ice Bear: I...I..."Ice Bear can't bare to be without his Frosty Fluffs."
Auditoner: Ugh...
[Grizz]
Grizz: Stand back you kids, those are my frosty fluffs!
[Panda]
Panda: Frosty FluUuUuUuuufs [beautiful music]
[Ice Bear]
Audition Lady: Ok, give us happy.
[ Ice Bear smiles ]
Audition Lady: Alright, now sad.
[ Ice Bear frowns ]
Audition lady: And let's see some anger.
[ Ice Bear tries angry face ]
[ Panda is dancing, and Grizz is punching broken pieces of furniture ]
Grizz: THOSE! ARE! MY! FROSTY! FLUFFS!
[ Back with Ice Bear ]
Audition Lady: Alright sir, I think that's all we need for right now, you can head back to the waiting room.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear's leg is asleep.
[cut scene back to the waiting room finally]
Audition Lady: Okay everybody listen up, if I say your name, we'll need you to come back tomorrow morning.
Grizz: Please pick us, please pick us, please pick us.
Audition Lady: Grizzly [ Grizz gasps happily ] Panda and Alonzo Tigerheart.
Grizz: Huh?
Ice Bear: (shows picture of himself and stage name) Ice Bear needed stage name.
Grizz: Really professional, bro.
Audition lady: Here's some frosty fluffs. [gives some to Grizz] you've won.
Grizz: Bros, we're gonna be stars!
[ Cut back to the Cave in the living room. Grizz is eating a bowl of Frosty Fluffs sitting on couch normally but then proceeds to eat it crazily holding it in one paw ]
Panda: [ practicing line ] I can't bare to be without my Frosty Fluffs.
[ zooms out to show Ice Bear repeating "Ice Bear is Freshy Bear", Grizz is eating the cereal and Panda is practicing all at the same time ]
[ Grizz stops eating and looks up at Panda ]
Grizz: You're not gonna finish your cereal?
Panda: I ate too much already.
Grizz: Huh weak, I had like twelve bowls.
Panda: Well I'm not eating a lot.
Grizz: It is showing about how much you care about frosty fluffs, "I can't bare to be without my frosty fluffs" How's that sound?
[ Ice Bear is doing karate moves and other cool stuff ]
Ice Bear: Ice Bear can't bear to be without his Frosty Fluffs.
Grizz: I CAN'T BEAR TO BE WITHOUT MY FROSTY FLUFFS!
Panda: That's pretty good.
Grizz: Yeah I'm gonna try it out.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear was channeling out the spirits, which is also a bear.
Panda: Eh, it's not bear-like.
Grizz: Oh come on, we're bears, why are we not bear-like?
Panda: I don't know, a bear would sound more like, "I can't bear to be without my Frosty Fluffs".
Ice Bear: Ice Bear heard Panda's a raccoon
Grizz: What? Is that true?
Panda: What?! No! I'm pretty sure pandas are bears!
Grizz: Come on, grizzlies are bears too!
Panda: Oh yeah well I'm more bear then all of you, I'll eat anything, I'll even eat the table!
[ Panda tries eating the table while Grizz does hand stand crazily eating the cereal then Ice Bear gets on the table ]
Ice Bear: Roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar
[ The table breaks and everyone stops ]
Panda: You guys are too much of a distraction, I'm going to go practice alone.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear practice alone as well.
Grizz: Pff! Like I care! [Pouring all of the Frosty Fluffs cereal from the box into his mouth]
[Next day in the audition place in the waiting room]
Panda: Fresh bear pr- Freshy bear can't bear to be without-
Ice Bear: Frosty Fluffs. . .
Panda: I know man! OK? I'm trying to practice.
Audition Lady: Okay guys, you're going to need to put these on and follow me [gives them their outfits.]
[ Scene cuts to the studio which is dark but the bear bros are shown in spot light wearing their Freshy bear outfits ]
Director: Greetings, gentlemen, I am the director, all of you should be proud to be the final candidate to become the new Freshy Bear, I'll know who isn't Freshy Bear (Looks at Panda) what is this? Make up?
Panda: Um, no sir, it's uh like a birth mark.
Director: There are rules here, you know we're looking for a bear.
Panda: I- I am a bear, sir.
Director: I've got no time for that, you will prove to me that you are worthy of becoming the next Freshy Bear. (To Grizz) Why did you smile?
Grizz: Huh? um. . .
Director: Freshy Bear wouldn't smile or frown for no reason. I hope you don't disappoint me with stuff like that. Alright, show me what you've got, Grizzly go!
Grizz: Yes sir! *clears throught* I can't bear to be- [ rudely interrupted ]
Director: Stop! Panda go!
Panda: I can't-I can't bare-
Director: Stop! [ points to Ice Bear ]
Ice Bear: Ice Bear Can't-
Director: Stop stop stop, (sighs) Really? That was Freshy Bear? That was not Freshy Bear, that was sort of... TRASHY bear! Freshy Bear is a pop icon, so push yourselves to the limit! I need see what your capable of.
Grizz: So, what do you want us to do?
Director: Freshy Bear does a dance. I need your best bear dance.
[The bears dance and Grizz does the dab with dance moves, Panda tries to do best moves but Grizz pushes him over and tries to do better then him]
Director: Oh perfect.
[The bears continue dancing and Ice Bear dances in front of Panda and Grizz eating a bowl of Frosty Fluffs ]
Panda: Hey get out of the way, it's not your turn!
Grizz: I can't bear to be without my Frosty Fluffs! *eats some frosty fluffs* ha ha ha!
[ The box is thrown at Panda who throws it back at Grizz who throws some more at Panda as he shields them with the frosty fluffs box and continues to throw some but Grizz eats them all catching them with his mouth ]
Director: Ho ho ho yes! [clapping ] Bravo!
[ Ice bear is shown dancing with the bowl of frosty fluffs while frosty fluffs are flying everywhere behind him ]
Director: Ha ha ha! Yes! Yes! I gotta say, you guys, this is going to be a difficult choice, but there can only be one Freshy Bear so, I've made my decision. Panda!
[ Panda cheers for joy thinking he made it ]
Director: You're fake, you look too much like a raccoon.
Panda: Huh?
Grizz: Ha ha ha!
Director: Grizzly, really impressive dance moves but a little too trashy.
Grizz: Well, I wasn't trying to be trashy.
Director: Alonzo, you were just weird.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear prefers to be Freshy Bear.
Grizz: Well then who is going to be Freshy Bear?
Director: Oh I've got say you guys were close but not close enough, so I'm honored and happy to announce, the new Freshy Bear is going to be.... me!
Panda: What?!
Director: I'd like to thank all of you for letting me realize that I'm the only one suited for this sophisticated role, oh I'm going to be so perfect, the kids are going to love me! OK, thanks again for coming you guys, please go to the exit, thank you. [ lights turn off ]
Panda: Does that mean we're not going to get our lifetime supply of cereal?
[cut to back at The Cave again in the living room where they are sitting on the couch and eating cereal]
Grizz: Yeah it tastes so much better then the pathetic Frosty Fluffs.
Panda: Yeah, I went a bit crazy.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear.
Grizz: We were all a bit crazy, I'm sorry guys, I was just a jerk.
Panda: No I'm sorry!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear is sorry.
Grizz: Alright (puts down the bowl) Come here you guys! (hugs them with both arms). . .huh?
[The new Frosty Fluffs commercial is on and the director hops out from behind the tree in a Freshy Bear costume and twirls around with a bowl in one hand and a spoon in the other]
Director: I just can't bare to be without my Frosty Fluffs! *bows*
Grizz: . . . Wow, that was trashy. . .
[ the episode ends ]