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[The episode starts in a desert]

(A car drives by the cubs in a box)

Grizzly: Free bears! Get them while their hot! *Sigh* (Sees another car) (Gasp!) Another one! Free bears! Free bears here! Free for the price of none!

(Someone in the car throws a soda can at him)

Grizzly: Hey! (Uses a flap as a shield to stop the can from hitting him) Control your child!

(The person in the car throws another soda can at him while driving away.)

Ice Bear: (Stops the can from hitting them)

Grizzly: Oh no! They dented our box! (rubs the box)Poor box.

Panda: (Wakes up with eyes closed Rubbing his eyes) Where are we? Have we been picked up yet? Have we made it up to Paris?

Grizzly: No Panda, were not in Paris, were still in (Happily) this desert!

Panda: Awww! (Covers face)

Grizzly: Don't be sad Pan Pan! We'll catch a ride soon. (Sees another car) Look! Someone's coming now! Get ready!(spits in his paw and use sit to wipe panda face) Free bears! Free bears here!

Panda:Bears over here! Please! Pick us! Please! Please!

(The car drive past them creating a cloud of dust they cough a man can be heard coughing as well graze hears this)

Grizz: Huh?(He sees a hobo on the other side of the road) HEY! WHATS GOING ON HERE!!!??!!!T THIS IS OUR TURF BUDDY!

Hobo:Its a free country man.

Grizz: Well, you're using your freedom poorly!

Panda:Yeah! This is our spot! we were here first!

Hobo:Cool your jets,I aint hurting no-one!

Grizz: Oh We'll cool your jets! You have until the count of 10 to go bye bye!

Panda:Make it 5!

(Ice bear throws down a cardboard arrow and crawls over to the hobo)

Grizz: 1 2 3

Panda:Go for the kneecaps!

(Ice bear rolls the mans right pants leg up and prepares to bite him,The hobo takes out a granola bar)

Grizz:4( he sees the granola bar) Wait! what is that?

Hobo:Granola bar.You guys want some?

(At night The hobo is lying in the box with the cubs who are finishing their granola bars)

Hobo:Thank you for letting me stay with you guys tonight!

Grizz: Its no problem! Our box is the best box!

Panda:Ahhhhh! That granola hit the spot! I feel like we can make it to Paris now!

Griz: Actually,right now, i feel good right where we are!(they all look up at the night sky) Good night,guys!

Panda:Night!

(They all go to sleep as we fade to black in the morning grizzly wakes up to find both the hobo and their box gone)

Grizz:(Gasps)Panda! Panda!

Panda:(Wakes up) Whats wrong?

Panda:Wha? What happened!!!??!! where did it go!!!??!! I don't understand.

(Grizz picks up some granola crumbs and sniffs them before crush them)

Grizz: Granola Guy!\

Panda:(realises)Oh! Betrayal!(Draws the hobo face in the sand while Ice bear begins to fold his cardboard arrow)

Grizz: We should've known! That granola bar didn't even have any chocolate bits in it!

Panda:How could you,Granola guy? We loved that box! Any last words?

(the drawing says nothing)

Panda:Accept your fate!(He begins king the drawing and rubs his feet on it,He gets offend the drawing is disfigured)

Grizz:Feel better?

(Panda nods)

Grizz: Okay! Lets go! we need to find a new box!

(Grizz and Panda start walking down the side of the road, Ice bear takes the arrow which is now in the form of an axe and throws it a the hobo drawing before joining his brothers)

Grizz:Im sure there boxes all over this place!

(The cubs walk for a long time eventually,Panda becomes exhausted so Grizz caries him)

Grizz: here you go.

(Ice bear wears an animal skull to protect him from the sun,They eventually find a warehouse)

Grizz: Its not a box but it'll do.

(Ice bear takes the skull off as they walk to the warehouse. A truck leaves loading area number ,The cubs enter as the garage door closes Inside e a spotlight shine on them)

Grizz and Panda:Ah!

(they look at the warehouse the lights turn on revealing numerous boxes including one shaped like a triangle)

Grizz and Panda:(Amazed)Boxes!

(Ice bear sheds a tear of joy,Grizz and Panda laugh Grizz takes 2 boxes from the lot while climb up a stack on the right)

Grizz:Lookat this one!

Panda:Or this one!

(Ice bear runs past the camera with another box)

Grizz;(open his box to find headphones and a music player)Oh!

(Ice bear ops his to find a set of swords)

Panda:(Opens his to find a ring box)Ah! (He dumps the content out of the box before putting it on his head,Later the cubs ride boxes down conveyer belt)

Grizz: Wheeeeee!

Panda:Oh!

(The conveyer belt split into three direction, Grizz goes straight,Panda goes right and Ice bear goes left,Panda slide down a winding yellow chute)

Panda:Oh! Whoa! (He goes off a rap which launches him out of the box and into the air,Ice bear bounces on a giant roll of bubble wrap,Grizz falls straight down on a trampoline which send him back up)

Grizz: Wah!

(The trio catch each other in a hug,Grizz and Panda laugh as the land in box send pink pellet flying past the screen transitioning us to the cubs now driving forklifts)

Grizz:(Laughs) Have at you!

Panda:Ha!

(Ice bear wears 3 hard hats at once ],Their about to collide into each other when..)




Grizz:(Sees something)Huh? STOP!

Panda:Wha ?

(The 3 stop)

Panda:What?

(They all look to the stack in front of them on top of it is a giant box)

Panda:(in awe)Ohhhhhh!\

Grizz(Whispers) Beutiful!

(The 3 bear reach the giant box By lifting each forklift one by one  on the other forklift   and last forklift to lift themselves to the top)

Grizz: Its the perfect box!

Panda:We can make so many cool thing with this!

Grizz: Yeah! Like A bouncy house!

Panda: No! Thats silly! we should make a ballroom its classy!

Grizz: What are you talking about!!!???!! a bouncy has so much class!

(Ice bear climbs to the top of the box)

Panda: No it doesn't! Its not even a real building!

Grizz: You don't even know a thing about architecture,Panda!

Panda: Well, you do whatever you wan. Im gonna build my ball room! (Pulls the box towards him)

Grizz: Exuse me? I saw the box first! BOUNCY HOUSE!(Pulls the box towards him)




Panda: Hmph!

(Panda angrily grabs his side of The box Grizz gasps angrily and grabs his side and the two begin fighting over the box while ice bear clings on to the top of the box trying not to fly off when the fighting cause the box to fall froward off the stack)

Grizzly, Panda : Whoa!

(The box bounces down the forklifts and explodes when it hits the ground and pillows from inside if the box go flying along with the bears grizz lands on a pillow looking angry, panda also lands on a pillow pouting, Ice bear does a flip and land on 2 pillows and does a "Ta Da!" pose)

Grizzly: (angry) Look what you did! Shame on you!

Panda: (angry shakes his head) No! No shame on me! You're the one who ruined the box!

Grizz: Well,you would've wasted it anyway! Your idea was horrible!

Panda:Oh really!? Im gonna make my own amazing house

Grizz:But my house will be a quadrillion times better!

Panda:(walks away)Okay! well see!

Grizz:(Walks away) Yeah,we will!

(Ice bear picks up the pillow he landed on before waking away as well. Later Grizz puts a card board flag on his house made from boxes)

Grizz:I claim this: GRIZZLYLAND! (The flag tips over but he catches it)Oop!

(Panda pushes 2 boxes away and put one on top of them to form a window before chuckling,Ice bear come out of his house using paper towel tube as a telescope before going back in)

Grizz:Hey panda! check out how rad my house is!(He dribble a box like a baksetball before throwing into a hoop made from boxes) Whoo!

Panda:You think thats good? I got an elevator whats you got?

Grizz:(swing on big hanging from the roof)Swing!\

Panda:Hot tub! (He sit in a heart formed by boxes with packing pellets for the water

Grizz: Mircowave! (He pretends to push buttons on a box)Boop! boop! boop! boop!(He lifts the box to reveal a smaller one under it he takes the small box and eats it)

Panda:Drawbridge! (Panda pull a leve lowering the bridge sending a bunch of boxes behind it tumbling to the ground)

Grizz: Observetory! (He look at his swing through a telescope and pretends it a star) beautiful!

(Panda reads book made from cardboard)

Panda:(whispers)Library!

Grizz:ball pit! (He jumps into a pit of boxes,Panda wears a cardboard beret and blows a kiss)

Panda:Mwah! Paris!(He stand on an eiffel tower made from boxes, Grizz uses a small box like a tv remote)

Grizz: Flatscreen!

Panda:Fortress wall!

Grizz:Higher wall (A box flies into the wall)HEY!