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(The episode begins in the forest, a bird flies past two people who are having picnic, a man takes a picture at the bird when he and his wife are about to take a selfie. Suddenly, Grizzly appears by pushing them)
Grizzly: Hey! You guys taking selfies over here?
(The man takes a blurry picture)
Grizzly: Oh, we look so hot. Are you guys gonna post it online? Let's do it right now. Boop.
(Grizzly posts the picture online, he notices a picnic basket and grabs it)
Grizzly: Oh, my gosh. Would you look at your precious basket? You guys must really like each other! Have you been dating long? Do you hug a lot?
(He starts eating food)
Grizzly: Mmm! Do you hug all the time? We should hang out. Is that cinnamon? Mmm.
(The couple leaves him)
Grizzly: Yeah, come on by the cave for juice whenever! We got pulp-free! Maybe.
(He smells something, the scene cuts to the cave with a smoke coming out from the door, Ice Bear is seen cooking breakfast, while Panda is sitting on the chair using his phone)
Panda: Remember, no nuts in mine. I'm allergic.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear charges extra.
(Grizzly returns to the cave)
Grizzly: Guys! I met some really nice people in the woods, and they're gonna come over and have juice with us later! Anyone remember to buy pulp-free?
Panda: I don't know, Grizz. People always say they'll come over, but they never do. I think we need a bigger TV.
(Ice Bear serves them breakfast)
Ice Bear: Ahem. Priyatnogo appetita.
Grizzly: Wow!
Ice Bear: Arigatou.
Grizzly: It looks so good, you guys. W-We got to document this!
(Grizzly then grabs Panda's phone and starts recording him)
Panda: Hey!
Grizzly: Okay, chow down, Pan-Pan.
Panda: Come on, man, I just want to eat my breakfast.
(Panda starts eating his breakfast, water drops start falling him)
Panda: (in full mouth) Come on, stop it, dude!
Grizzly: Golden! I got to post this online!
(He quickly eats his breakfast and runs)
Grizzly: To the internet!
Panda: You'd better not.
(Panda continues eating his breakfast while Ice Bear starts to cut meat with his axe)
Grizzly: It's uploading! It's public!
(He runs to the computer)
Panda: Huh? Take it down!
Grizzly: Hang on, little brother. Just watch. Millions of people are gonna want to see this.
(Ice Bear uses the computer to refresh the video, as he refreshes it many times, there's one view and one dislike)
Grizzly: Aw! Why most people hate?
Panda: It wasn't that bad.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear will hunt them down.
Grizzly: Quickly, click on something to make me feel better!
(Ice Bear clicks on a video of a koala eating leaves until it falls over its bowl, the video ends)
Grizzly: I don't feel any better.
Panda: But look at how many views it has!
(Panda points Grizzly that it has 50 million views)
Grizzly: 50 million?! Dude, that's like a-a hundred million eyes! Oh! Click on his website!
(Ice Bear clicks on the koala's website full of merchandise)
Grizzly: This is amazing! Action figures and day-of-the-week underwear! Do it! Click all of them! So many followers, so many friends. Being internet famous sounds amazing.
(He starts dreaming where he, Panda and Ice Bear are on a celebration square with crowd cheering and saying ''Grizzly'')
Man: Let's hang out sometime, Grizzly.
Woman: This juice is great!
Man #2: I want to hang out with Grizzly, too!
Woman #2: Me too!
Man #3: I, as well!
Grizzly: Thanks, everyone. You're all invited to the cave.
(The city's mayor appears)
City Mayor: Grizzly! I'm the mayor.
Grizzly: What's up, mayor?
City Mayor: Not much, man.
(The mayor gives him a key)
City Mayor: Here's the key to the city.
Grizzly: Thanks.
City Mayor: Also, please accept this lifetime supply of salmon bagels!
(The dream ends)
Grizzly: Guys, we can do this, too! We're gonna make viral videos so we can become internet famous! Think about it. Panda, you know those 50 million views had at least one girl in there.
Panda: Mm, internet ladies.
Grizzly: And think of all the internet glory you could bask in!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear enjoys basking.
(They start putting their hands)
Grizzly: All right, paws in!
Panda: Wait, what is this. We've never done this.
Grizzly: Just-just go with it. Okay, on three. One, two, three.
Grizzly, Panda, and Ice Bear: Internet famous!
Panda: Let me finish my breakfast first.
(The screen goes black)
Grizzly: All right, wait. Why isn't anything showing up? Oh, wait. It's not on.
(The camera turns on closer at Panda, who's using a toilet paper wig with a diaper)
Grizzly: Whoa. Yay. Too close. Yeah. Looking good, bro!
Panda: Why do I have to wear toilet paper on my head?
(He starts recording)
Grizzly: Action!
Panda: Oh. Oh, W-- oh, where?
Grizzly: Project.
Panda: Oh---oh, where am I? I am a lost baby.
Grizzly: Look for mom.
Panda: M-mom? Mom?
Grizzly: Good.
Panda: Mom, are you in there?
Grizzly: Here's your bottle. Now try to get up.
(Ice Bear throws a bottle at him and falls)
Panda: It's not my fault I was born round.
Grizzly: Good night, baby. All right, quick, take the camera.
(Ice Bear covers him in a blanket, he turns the camera to Grizzly near a box)
Grizzly: Okay, am I in frame? Good. Wow! Look at this cute, small box! Would it not be cute if I were to sit in it? Did you get that? Okay, switch!
(He turns the camera to Ice Bear, who flips the couch and performs tricks with a red thin cloth, he finishes recording)
Grizzly: Perfect.
(He starts typing the video's title)
Grizzly: Cutest video ever. #righteous, #holla.
Panda: #pandasingle.
Ice Bear #icebearforpresident.
(He finishes typing and publishes it)
Grizzly: It's public. All right. Step back. Let it breathe, guys.
(Grizzly quickly refreshes it)
Grizzly: I got to refresh! Nothing. Oh, that's cool, that's cool. I mean, it's only been a minute, right? Yeah, you guys can go. I'm just gonna hang here and wait till we get more frien-- I mean hits.
(As Panda and Ice Bear leave, Grizzly grabs a grape juice and drinks it until he refreshes again. At night, he eats potato chips as he continues to see the video, he grabs five juice boxes and drinks one of these, he starts balancing the chair, then he blows hot chocolate and finally falls asleep with a drawn face paper in his butt. He covers himself in a blue blanket until Panda and Ice Bear arrive at him)
Panda: Hey, Grizz. How did we do?
(He slams his head on the table and mumbles)
Panda: What's that, Grizz?
Grizzly: Comfort me.
(Ice Bear uses the computer and clicks on a website with pictures of tripping people)
Grizzly: No! Not even people tripping can heal my wounds.
Panda: Whoa. Isn't that the koala from that video?
(Ice Bear clicks on a banner advertising Meme-Con)
Grizzly: Hold on! What?! A Me-me con?!
Panda: Mee-mee?
Ice Bear: Meme.
Grizzly: A Meme-Con! Internet celebs. Meme tryouts. Judged by Nom Nom himself?! We're going!
(Cut to the interior of Meme-Con featuring a banner with Nom Nom's head in it, the camera then slides to people in the convention)
Grizzly: Wow! Look at all the internet celebrities here.
(The scene cuts to the woman putting a octopus on a purple paint, she whistles at the octopus until it paints on a painting board and falls into the bucket, then it cuts to a woman with her pig, Porkins)
Blond Woman: Sign it, Porkins. Right here, Porkins. Right here. Porkins, sign here.
(Cut back to the Bears)
Panda: I didn't think so many people would be competing.
Ice Bear: Ice Bear should have trained before coming.
Grizzly: No sweat, brothers. They got nothing on us. Now let's get in there! Hyah!
(He hurts Panda until they push through the crowd)
Panda: Ow!
Grizzly: Excuse me. Oops. Sorry. My bad. Coming through.
(Cut to the performance room)
Meme-Con Host: Let's see who we have next. Here we have Liz from the dump!
(A man arrives on a stage with his pet pigeon, Liz)
Bearded Man: Show them what you got, Liz.
(He puts Liz on stage, Liz starts tapping shoes until it stops)
Meme-Con Host: All right, thank you. Let's hear what our judges have to say.
(He interprets to the judges)
Meme-Con Host: Gluten-cat? Balacing Lizard? Nom Nom? Oh, that's so cute. Well, that looks like a unaminous no.
(They leave off the stage)
Bearded Man: Years of training!
(The Bears then arrive onstage)
Grizzly: Hello. My name is Grizzly We're here to be internet famous.
Meme-Con Host: All right. Whenever you're ready.
Grizzly: Okay, guys. Just like we rehearsed.
Panda: But we didn't rehearse any -- whoa!
(They all start performing)
Grizzly: Oh, where am I?
Panda: You promised you'd never do this again!
Grizzly: I am a lost baby. How I wish there was a small box... for me.
Meme-Con Host: Uh-huh. Judges?
(He interprets to them, but they get distracted, Gluten-cat starts itching his head with a bread in it, fruits fall off from Balacing Lizard, and Nom Nom starts drooling)
Meme-Con Host: Oh, look at his little drools. Sorry boys, that's a resounding no.
Grizzly: Wait, what?
Meme-Con Host: Yes, get out, thank you.
(They leave offstage)
Grizzly: Wait, wait. Hold on. I have questions!
Wait, wait! [Grunts] I'm going back in there. Grizz, wait, Grizz! Come on, man. We know now for sure that we're not cut out for this, and that's okay. Can we please just go home now? Ice Bear been sleeping for 15 minutes. Don't you get it? This is it! This is our chance to make more friends than we've ever had! Come on, Grizz, we've had enough! You're being kind of a ... a dingle. Whoa! No need to roll out the "d" word. Don't sweat it. I'm gonna sort this all out with Nom-Nom. [Screams] Oh, my gosh. That's him! [Indistinct shouting] Boy: Over here, over here! [Crowd screams] [Pop!] There he goes. Now's our chance. Grizz, stop! Come back! Where are you going? Don't leave. [Indistinct shouting] I've got him. Get to the front. Thanks, man. [Tires squeal] You all right, sir? Yeah, I think someone bit me by mistake, but it doesn't really hurt. [Laughs] Gross. Get out of here, you! Bear's got moxie. What can I do for you, buddy? Ah! Awesome! I knew you were a chill guy. [Laughs nervously] Sorry, it's just I've been a really big fan since, like, this morning, and there's just so much I want to ask you. Eh, ask away. Yes! Okay, well, so my brothers and I made this video, and we did a bunch of stuff. There was a baby and dancing. Wow! Pretty cool, right? They just give them to you when you're internet-famous. Do you like chocolate? Oh, yeah. Why? What?! Oh, man! Being internet-famous is crazy-cool! So, anyway, we put it up on the internet and waited forever, but ... Why don't you just pull it up for me? Oh, yeah, sure. [Chewing] Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah! Here it is! Panda: Oh, oh, where am I? Really nice. I am a lost baby. Grizzly: Look for mom. Yeah. Mom? Mom? Ha! Mom? Well, interesting staging. Grizzly: Good night, baby. That's cool stuff, man. Exactly! Oh, I'm so glad you're into it! Dude, you're so cool. You must have tons of friends, too, right? Right, buddy? I've got the maximum amount of friends on all social-media sites. So you guys must have brunch together all the time and stuff. Wait, how do you fit that many people into a café? You'd need at least 12 pitchers of juice. [Laughing] No, no, no, no. Are you kidding me? I'm famous, man. I really don't have time for that sort of thing. What? Hanging out in person is a thing of the past, buddy. Get with it. Also, friends are usually too loud or have schmutz all over their faces. I have servants, really yummy food, the internet. I think you can agree I don't need anything else. And that being the case... [Snaps fingers] [Knuckles crack] [Tires screech] [Screams] [Camera shutter clicks] [Laughing] Hilarious. [Groans] See you later, friend. [Tires squeal] [Doorknob rattling] Grizzly: Why isn't this working? Oh, it's open. Oh! Uh, hey, guys. So... sorry I took so long to get home. I got juice! Pulp-free! I thought maybe we could drink it together. And, also, I just wanted to say, uh ... It's okay, Grizz. No big. Aww, I didn't know you cared so ... [Screams] Don't ditch Ice Bear. [Laughs] Fair enough. Actually, we have a surprise for you, Grizz. Really? Rad! Oh, wait. I cant move. Okay, open. It's just our video. Look closer! [Gasps] Ooh! Check the comments! Ooh, a real comment! Guys, this is great! We've got to celebrate!